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New Florida Voting Ballot for Democrats!!!!
Self | 09/27/02 | Brytani

Posted on 09/27/2002 7:03:36 PM PDT by Brytani

Democrats in Florida, faced with the possibility of another embarrassing fiasco in the November election have just revealed their new ballot for Dem voters.



TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Florida
KEYWORDS: ballot; chads; florida; humor; miamidade; voting
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To: Brytani
Here's a couple more options:


21 posted on 09/27/2002 7:24:17 PM PDT by sweetliberty
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To: luv2ndamend
Ohhhhh cool, I never saw the article about this. My husband was sent this at work and forwarded it to me to post on FR. Thanks for the tip!!!!
22 posted on 09/27/2002 7:25:38 PM PDT by Brytani
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To: Brytani
ROFLOL! Did you get the best part?

Given that democrats can't seem to read... Would they vote with the BLUE shape?
23 posted on 09/27/2002 7:31:13 PM PDT by max_rpf
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To: Brytani
Did you say Dem voters or Dumb voters?

How's that?

It's the same thing?

24 posted on 09/27/2002 7:34:22 PM PDT by Savage Beast
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To: max_rpf
They'd probably try to vote with the blue Elmo (or whomever that is).
25 posted on 09/27/2002 7:36:27 PM PDT by skr
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To: Brytani
WOULD LOVE TO SEE THIS IN FULL PAGE ADS ON EVERY BIG CITY SUNDAY PAPER THE SUNDAY BEFORE ELECTION DAY.

Alas, there are more important things to do with such effort and funds. But it's a fun idea.
26 posted on 09/27/2002 7:37:05 PM PDT by Quix
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To: nhoward14
Shouldn't all the holes other than Democrat be plugged up?

ROTFLMAO !!

27 posted on 09/27/2002 8:12:26 PM PDT by callisto
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To: Brytani
Your creativity is delightful. Thanks for the laugh.

Do you think that the voting booth should contain hammers, glue, chisels in order to make the objects fit if they fail to make a chad?

28 posted on 09/27/2002 8:16:19 PM PDT by harpo11
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To: nhoward14
You said...."Shouldn't all the holes other than Democrat be plugged up?"

I say......"Clinton probably plugged up all the democrat holes long ago. Should a man offer a Tiparillo to a lady...or a Monica?"
29 posted on 09/27/2002 8:26:10 PM PDT by Radioactive
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To: Brytani
LMFAO! Awesome work, my friend!
30 posted on 09/27/2002 8:28:03 PM PDT by Bush2000
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To: harpo11
Probably should give them birth control as wel, so we don't end up with pregnant chads.
31 posted on 09/27/2002 8:42:04 PM PDT by Brytani
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To: TxBec
LOL.
32 posted on 09/27/2002 9:02:18 PM PDT by Victoria Delsoul
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To: nhoward14
ROFLOL!!!
33 posted on 09/27/2002 9:03:07 PM PDT by kcvl
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To: Brytani
But they'll still have to read! They better change it to symbols like the elephant and donkey. Oh darn, that means they'll have to have some basic knowledge of the parties and their history. I guess there's no way.
34 posted on 09/27/2002 9:10:48 PM PDT by wildbill
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To: Temple Owl
ping
35 posted on 09/27/2002 9:13:04 PM PDT by Tribune7
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To: Brytani
Could all of this "voter confusion" just be another Rat scare tactic? Consider this: voters (especially elderly or immigrant/new voter) are scared into believing that they do not have the mental capabilities to properly indicate their candidates. Then a party rep calls them at home (via taped message) and says "not to worry, you can just click the "Rat Party" straight ballot option and approve all of the Rat candidates this election cycle.

Sure someone could explain to these voters that they are sacrificing choice for convenience but they don't really want to listen anyway.

36 posted on 09/27/2002 11:07:27 PM PDT by weegee
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To: TxBec
Thanks for the ping LOL!! This is a keeper.

This is simple but would probably still confuse Al Gore.

37 posted on 09/28/2002 3:59:38 AM PDT by Brownie74
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