[stuck_in_new_orleans]

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[mlo]

I think it's a loose nut.

[chance33_98]

Been running slow from my end. Here is a partial trace route:

6 50 ms 40 ms 40 ms 553.at-2-0-0.XR1.CHI2.ALTER.NET [152.63.67.54]

7 50 ms 40 ms 40 ms 0.so-2-1-0.XL1.CHI2.ALTER.NET [152.63.67.129]

8 41 ms 40 ms 50 ms 0.so-7-0-0.BR6.CHI2.ALTER.NET [152.63.71.94]

9 50 ms 40 ms 40 ms 204.255.174.162 10 41 ms 50 ms 50 ms p16-5-0-0.r02.chcgil01.us.bb.verio.net [129.250. 2.221]

11 91 ms 90 ms 90 ms p16-1-1-1.r21.snjsca04.us.bb.verio.net [129.250. 5.132]

12 90 ms 90 ms 91 ms p64-0-0-0.r20.snjsca04.us.bb.verio.net [129.250. 2.72]

13 90 ms 90 ms 90 ms p16-3-0-0.r00.mlpsca01.us.bb.verio.net [129.250. 5.8]

14 90 ms 90 ms 80 ms ge-1-1.a00.mlpsca01.us.da.verio.net [129.250.26. 163]

15 90 ms 100 ms 80 ms ge-1-1.a01.mlpsca01.us.da.verio.net [129.250.26. 164]

16 100 ms 90 ms 100 ms 128.242.105.82

17 90 ms 100 ms 90 ms www.freerepublic.com [209.157.64.200]

[Liberal Bob]

You need a new discrominator.

[Libloather]

If you have the instruction book handy, look on page 17.

[SamAdams76]

You need to build yourself one of these. Make sure you hook your modem up to the right plug or you will blow out the whole circuit and have to start all over again.

Tip: Have a sturdy Phillips screwdriver handy.

[Jorge]

Click on your screen name in the upper right hand corner and will open your "Personal Menu".

Scroll down the page and you will see;

"Configure how you browse the forum."

Headers Only

Brief listings showing the title of the thread, to whom the comment is addressed (if addressed), the numbered sequence within the thread, the date and time, and the posting user's screen name.

Message Bodies

Full listings include headers and the bodies of messages. Choose the number of threads or comments to return.

[Dallas]

Hmmm....TRY THIS but you'll have to set your own preferences.

[TheRedSoxWinThePennant]

just stick some more uranium 235 in your flux capaciter and you will be good to go

[IWONDERIFJESSEJACKSONISMYDADDY]

ok here is what you will need a phillips screwdriver a hammer and some ballbearings everything is ballbearings nowadays then jam the ballbearing with the hammer and screwdriver way up your c drive then reboot and you will be fine

[rdb3]

What browser are you using? Seriously.

[Billthedrill]

It might be a synchronization issue. You can tell 3542nglku rtn90754jq 6h4o lines ;rj4q0gn gibberish. If you see tjmzxo89745n then it's pretty 1@$%qf$%zj.

All you have to do to@#$%%$ is to type FORMAT C: - it'll ask you if youQ$%@G%@#% - type "Y" and hit ENTER.

[Timesink]

Are you sure you're logging in through www.freerepublic.com and not just freerepublic.com?

[TheRedSoxWinThePennant]

i figured it out you just need to turn your dishwasher off you are taking up to much bandwith

[freebilly]

Your computer has the anti-gravity vectors on manual configuration. Go into preferences and click on the symbol for 13th dimensional algorithims. Double click on hyperdrive units and return all Radium platforms to default settings....

[TheRedSoxWinThePennant]

dont forgey to check your thingamajig

[MinuteGal]

I'm sending you a Spatula City gift certificate. You'll find everything you need there for your computer.

Leni

[TheRedSoxWinThePennant]

I give up I am just going to blame al queda and go to bed

[HighWheeler]

You people are brutal!

AL GORE TYPE; AM I LOGGED ON; ANOTHER SLOW DAY; CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW; CANT FINDASS IN DARK; CHECK JOHNSON SWITCH; DIDNT PAY ELECTRIC; DONT LAUGH IM SERIES; FLUNKED POSTING 101; HOLD MUH BEER; HONK IF U CN RD THS; I DONT HEAR NUTHIN; IS THIS THING ON; LIGHTS ARE FLASHING; LIVING AN AMISH LIFE; LOOK AT SCREEN; LOOSE NUT; LOST IN CYBERSPACE; MONITOR IS BLACK; MY DOG CAN FIND IT; OPEN YOUR CUPHOLDER; POST YOUR OPUS NEXT; SHOW ME ON SWITCH; SIMPLE BUT CONFUSING; STOP GETTING ME MAD; STUCK; TOO COMPLICATED; TOO CONFUSED BY TECH; UNSTUCK; WHAT IS A MOUSE; WHERES THE REMOTE; WHYS THAT SMOKING;

[Jim Robinson]

You are probably going to have to manually delete all of your Free Republic cookies (in fact, I had to delete ALL of my netscape cookie files when something like this happened to me), clear your cache and try logging in again. Make sure you are using our full URL (with the "wwww."). You may have to reset all of your FR preferences.

[Cindy]

re post#1: "What is wrong with freerepublic.com? First the web site address dosent work and now I cant get back to my old preferences! All I see are the latest articles with the full body under it. Its very annoying...is this going to be temporary? If not, can someone tell me how to chnge it to where I see only the latest posts?"

Ok, here's the answer. You need to replace your spell checker. You need to find an online punctuation checker. You need to ask yourself, "Is it really me having a problem or is it everyone else?" Anyway, thanks for the laugh.