Posted on 09/23/2002 11:58:31 AM PDT by WaterDragon
Wilberforce Manifesto of Rt.3 Peg's Bottom saw his own reflection in his barnyard water trough in early August, and since his eyesight isn't what it used to be, didn't recognize himself and thought he was about to be kidnapped by an extra terrestial and taken into a space ship and experimented on.
It was, under the circumstances, a logical conclusion since being the world's only cross-eyed catcher, when he plays the Brothers and Sisters of the Perambulating Orient Lodge softball team, he misses most of the incoming balls so he has two black eyes, no front teeth and a nose best described as an "innie.".....(snip)
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