How can a person conceal himself from the jinn (genie)when in the toilet?

Islam Q & A ^ | 25 Aug, 2002 | Answer Supervised by Shaikh: M. S. Al-Munajjid

[Salman]

Yes they believe in genies.

[badfreeper]

I know he can see me when I'm sleeping and he knows when I'm awake, but does Santa Claus watch people in the bathroom?

[dighton]

"Bismillaah, Allaahumma inni a’oodhu bika min al-khubthi wa’l-khabaa’ith."

[Dialup Llama]

>...for this place is filthy (khabeeth) and a filthy place...

I recommend a weak solution of bleach, or Comet and a scrubbing pad or some Lysol floor cleaner.

[glock rocks]

[another cricket]

They are scared to go to the toilet because of the monster might get them?

What are they, five-year-olds?

Unless it is an outhouse. In which case I understand completely except I call the monsters snakes and rats rather then jinn.

a.cricket

[Senator Pardek]

Don't worry - I'll talk care of the jinn. All I ask in return is a lemon and some tonic water.

[tessalu]

Islam is a cult that causes people to fear even a toilet.
Muhammed did not know that the angels and devils have no sex, and are neither male or female. They are created beings and not born as humans are. This proves that people will believe anything!

[Salgak]

What, they have lawyers and politicians in the outhouses over there ??? (evil grin)

[Cold Heat]

LOL!

[Arkinsaw]

I don't know about you, but I never desired any protection from that djinni.

[billorites]

If you ever used a toilet in an Islamic country you'd be afraid too.

Very afraid.

[AF68]

If the Tidy Bowl genie would come more often, then the jinn wouldn't have filthy places to hang out in.

[PoorMuttly]

Hey Abdul.

Over here. Know what this stuff is?

...it's tinfoil.



You're welcome.

Geopolitical problem solved.

[spodefly]

Jeannies are nice, but from what I remember about my 60's TV shows, witches aren't bad either ...

[Vast Buffalo Wing Conspiracy]

The worst toilet in Scotland!

[M Kehoe]

#15

I can't bump this. My wife would kill me.

5.56mm

[IncPen]

[Maceman]

Maybe this religiously inspired fear of toilets is why Islam seems to be so full of you-know-what.

[apochromat]

Flush.