[Salman]

Yes they believe in genies.

[badfreeper]

I know he can see me when I'm sleeping and he knows when I'm awake, but does Santa Claus watch people in the bathroom?

[dighton]

"Bismillaah, Allaahumma inni a’oodhu bika min al-khubthi wa’l-khabaa’ith."

[Dialup Llama]

>...for this place is filthy (khabeeth) and a filthy place...

I recommend a weak solution of bleach, or Comet and a scrubbing pad or some Lysol floor cleaner.

[glock rocks]

[another cricket]

They are scared to go to the toilet because of the monster might get them?

What are they, five-year-olds?

Unless it is an outhouse. In which case I understand completely except I call the monsters snakes and rats rather then jinn.

a.cricket

[Senator Pardek]

Don't worry - I'll talk care of the jinn. All I ask in return is a lemon and some tonic water.

[tessalu]

Islam is a cult that causes people to fear even a toilet.
Muhammed did not know that the angels and devils have no sex, and are neither male or female. They are created beings and not born as humans are. This proves that people will believe anything!

[Cold Heat]

LOL!

[AF68]

If the Tidy Bowl genie would come more often, then the jinn wouldn't have filthy places to hang out in.

[PoorMuttly]

Hey Abdul.

Over here. Know what this stuff is?

...it's tinfoil.



You're welcome.

Geopolitical problem solved.

[IncPen]

[Maceman]

Maybe this religiously inspired fear of toilets is why Islam seems to be so full of you-know-what.

[TD911]

I saw that X-Files episode too.

When that little dude got "into" the guy in the airport bathroom, that was too much.

[stands2reason]

Jinn uses the Force to watch you pee.

[apochromat]

There's always those sheets of paper cut like a seat.

[3catsanadog]

Well, since I believe my God, the God of Abraham, Isaac & Jacob, sees every move I make and knows me to the depths of my soul, I reckon He's with me when I have my daily morning sit down.

[Billthedrill]

Well, you know, for those mornings when even the EPA won't send people into your bathroom without suits, it'd be nice to be able to blame the Jinn for it. That, or have to fess up to the pickled eggs, saurkraut, bratwurst and beer that made up your previous evening's repast...

[WSGilcrest]

[WSGilcrest]

Tidy-Bowl Man Found
Missing for over fifteen years, and presumed dead, the Tidy Bowl man has finally been found and he his alive.

"It was pretty rough paddling at first" cites Wilbert Fresco. "But once I found the lagoon I was in paradise".

Fresco, who was known to the world for many years as the "Tidy Bowl Man" paddled a rowboat in toilets nationwide, had been accidentally flushed when shooting a commercial in 1984.  After an unsuccessful six month manhunt he was presumed dead.

Thanks to Dave Bowels of the Tucson Water Works, who happened across Fresco while inspecting a valve in sewage lagoon #2, for rescuing the missing seaman.  "I always wondered why lagoon #2 was so much cleaner than the others" commented Bowels. "Now I know, and I'm glad to see the Tidy Bowl man again".

Fresco plans to return to his normal duty of cleaning and disinfecting residential toilet bowls as soon as his rowboat is updated to current OSHA requirements, now required due to the dangers of modern "power flush" toilet designs.  Look for Wilbert in your bowl this spring.  -- Staff

[SarahW]

And nation of superstitious, obsessive-compulsives.
There is something wrong with their minds. I'm serious.