35 Things Not to Say to a Cop!

StrangeCosmos.com ^ | 8-25-02 | Strange Cosmos

[TBall]

I thought #8 was the best. One thing about cops is that they rarely give each other tickets. One time I was a passenger in a friend's car and he got pulled over doing about 100 mph. We were in Northern Virginia and not on some secluded desert road. The friend who was off duty at the time showed his badge and was told to slow it down. That was all that happened.

[yournamehere]

I don't think I'll be taking a drive with ANY of the folks on this post anytime soon..

[Billthedrill]

50. "Oh, for Pete's sake, can't you people make up your minds? First you take my license away, and now you want to see it..."

[Vic3O3]

ping!

[weegee]

Old joke/UL:

A woman is pulled over by a highway patrol officer. She says to him, "Did you pull me over to sell me a ticket to the Patrol Officers' Ball?"

Realizing her mistake, she quickly followed with, "Oh, wait! I forgot. Highway Patrol Officers don't have balls."

In the Urban Legend, she gets out of the ticket.

[KLT]

Here is a Freeper who knows what to say....OMG...how many times have you been in lockup....LOL

[KLT]

OMG Bill...here, they lock you up for driving with a suspended license...In NY...we don't fool around...if you smile, you're in trouble...

[KLT]

Bumpity Bump Bump

[Clemenza]

1. Do I smell bacon? Oink, Oink!

2. Is it true men join the police force to "compensate" for thier "shortcomings."

3. So, how's life on the White Man's Welfare, er, Police Force.

[ErnBatavia]

If it's a female cop.... Put 'em on the glass, Baby!

LMFAOTIFDAPIMP!!!!

[WaterDragon]

I think I'll just copy this list, print it out on flowery paper, hand it to the cop when I'm stopped. Let him enjoy it at his leisure.

Then again, I'm so law-abiding that I never get stopped! Hmmm, that kid down the street might like to have this list to distribute to all the cops he meets.

[jmax]

Got to drive !!! I'm too drunk to walk !!

[ErnBatavia]

LMFAOTIFDAPIMP!!!!

Laugh my friggin ass off til I fall down and pee in my pants...............

[KLT]

You know jmax....I've always got to drive....Won't say when though...

[Paulus Invictus]

How about this real case that happened to a guy I know who was just elected to the county commission: Some years back, he and his girl friend were speeding through town when the cops pulled him over and told him how fast he was going. The guy began to argue about the alleged speed violation and it got pretty hot. The girl friend then cooked his goose when she leaned over and told the cop, "you never should argue with Jay when he's drunk."

[PatrioticAmerican]

Just once...just last week. Man, that sucked.

[PatrioticAmerican]

#50 - LOL!!! I bet someone has actually said that!

[KLT]

Oh yeah...I'll bet PA...gotta be more careful out there, my good friend...hope everything works out for you...

FreeGards From The Socialist Republic Of NY,

Karen AKA KLT