[TBall]

I thought #8 was the best. One thing about cops is that they rarely give each other tickets. One time I was a passenger in a friend's car and he got pulled over doing about 100 mph. We were in Northern Virginia and not on some secluded desert road. The friend who was off duty at the time showed his badge and was told to slow it down. That was all that happened.

[yournamehere]

I don't think I'll be taking a drive with ANY of the folks on this post anytime soon..