[Paulus Invictus]

How about this real case that happened to a guy I know who was just elected to the county commission: Some years back, he and his girl friend were speeding through town when the cops pulled him over and told him how fast he was going. The guy began to argue about the alleged speed violation and it got pretty hot. The girl friend then cooked his goose when she leaned over and told the cop, "you never should argue with Jay when he's drunk."

[KLT]

"you never should argue with Jay when he's drunk."

Pretty stupid girl....guess she wasn't a brunette like me....LOL