[KLT]

"you never should argue with Jay when he's drunk."

Pretty stupid girl....guess she wasn't a brunette like me....LOL

[patton]

Roared up to city hall today, parked on the sidewalk, and ran inside to pay my city car tax. About $600

While waiting in line, it occured to me that my 2-ton truck was parked on the sidewalk in front of the main entrance to the police station.

Cops never even noticed.