LOL ! 
Posted on 08/09/2002 10:01:14 AM PDT by Paul Atreides
WoodyHarrelson. The Poster Boy for legalization of halluconigens.
Ain't gonna happen, Libertarians, as long as you have this type of Sh*tball as your spokesman.
What is it about Hollywood that imbues half-wits with the thought that their rants have relevance?
LOL !
I don't know. 
I don't think Woody (or George) would have ever been able to pass a drug test in their entire lives.
But then, there probably aren't too many tests of any kind that they could pass.
| Birth Name: | Woodrow Tracy Harrelson |
| Birthdate: | July 23, 1961 |
| Birthplace: | Midland, Texas |
| Occupations: | Actor, Writer, Musician |
| Quote: | "I don't think of myself as a political activist, but an economic activist...Did you know 95 percent of the world's paper was made from hemp? That everything from a hydrocarbon can be made from a carbohydrate? So, why are we making plastic from petroleum? That's what I'm interested in, taking this country back and giving it to the farmer. That's what Henry Ford was about. That first Model T car was jute and hemp... the fuel was to be bio-fuel; you'd get fuel from hemp seeds." --Boston Herald, January 24, 1999 |
Significant Other(s):
Wife: Laura Louie; worked as Harrelson's assistant for more than two years before they dated; married January 11, 1998; partner in their production company, Children at Play
Glenn Close, actress; had five-month relationship, 1991
Wife: Nancy Simon; daughter of playwright Neil Simon; married 1985 in Tijuana with the idea of divorcing the following day; marriage lasted 10 months
Penelope Ann Miller, actress; dated while appearing on Broadway in Biloxi Blues
Family:
Father: Charles Voyde Harrelson, professional gambler; born July 23, 1939; currently serving time in a federal penitentiary for the contract killing of federal judge John Wood
Mother: Diane Harrelson, legal secretary; born 1937; divorced Harrelson's father 1964
Brother: Jordan Harrelson, actor; older
Brother: Brett Harrelson, actor, personal trainer, professional motorcyle racer; younger; appeared in The People vs. Larry Flynt
Daughter: Deni Montana Harrelson; born March 5, 1993; mother, Laura Louie
Daughter: Zoe Harrelson; born September 22, 1996; mother, Laura Louie
Awards:
1989: Emmy: Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series, Cheers
1994: MTV Movie Award: Best Onscreen Kiss, Indecent Proposal
Factoids:
Harrelson was deemed dyslexic, hyperactive and psychologically disturbed as a child
Education:
Lebanon High School, Lebanon, Ohio
Hanover College, Hanover, Indiana; B.A., Theater Arts and English, 1983; attended on scholarship
Agency:
Creative Artists Agency
/rant ;)
LOL ! Oh, btw Max. You remember the old "Let's have one more and then we'll go" image with the two guys and the big ole beers? The URL I had for that is D.O.A. ! I remember you posting it before. Do you still have it? Can you send me the URL via FReep mail if you do? Tanks!
One can only hope that Mr. MacLachlan is a touch more patriotic than his brain dead co-star.
Regards, Ivan
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