sorry TRASH - pathetic TRASH - CLINTON LOVE CHILD LAWSUIT - DNA test ordered

The National Enquirer ^ | July 23, 2002 | Jim Nelson

[Socks C.]

Re. your #59 . . . NO.

The first step is to run to the tabloids, grab some $$$$, then proceed to logical path - skip town.

[Kenton]

In all these years nobody got a sample of the Williemeister's DNA?

The FBI does. That's how they did the DNA test after the "Devil in the Blue Dress" incident. That's how the whole "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky" lie came crashing to the ground.

Whether or not this guy could get hold of it is another story. Wonder if the Freedom of Information act applies?

[Red Jones]

and I thought Dolly was a sheep, but I see she's a dog.

[getmeouttaPalmBeachCounty_FL]

Why not ask Monica to loan them the blue dress, to lift some more of the Clinton DNA from it? The blue dress was returned to her, was it not? I'm sure she'd be happy to oblige...for a small fee, of course.

[Billie]

LOL! 'Morning, Kitty. Sorry you and that other FReeper, PV, didn't get to see all those kind and wonderful tribute posts to him until last night. :)

I hope you had fun; we surely did. It was nice to see you again, and Deb, too!

Gee, it's sure nice to know that I am responsible for the return of trash to FR! LOL

[PJ-Comix]

Why not ask Paul Pearson to submit to a DNA test FIRST? He is available plus he claims to be agonizing over whether he is truly Anthony's father. The LOGICAL first step is for Paul Pearson to take the DNA test. If such a test proves he isn't Anthony's father, then time to check Bubba's DNA. But until Paul Pearson submits FIRST, there is no sense in testing Bubba.

[sonserae]

Chelsea doesn't look like them because she inherited Hitlery's horse teeth.

[PJ-Comix]

Until the Enquirer demands that Paul Pearson take the DNA test first, this story really will go nowhere. Why they didn't already do this is beyond me.

[sonserae]

I don't know any women that like Hillary. Even the most liberal women know that she's an embarrassment to feminism because she's put up with abuse from that jerk from years.

[DakotaGator]

So, is this story planted (although more likely true than not) so hitlery of doom can set up the divorce, put on the pink outfit, cry her alligator tears, and all her friends can demand that she be crowned president because of all she's endured?

That's exactly right! This is Hitlery's ticket out of the sham marriage. In one fell swoop, she would distance herself from the pervert and pick up the sob vote.

Unless, of course, someone orders a DNA test on Chelsea which would reveal Vince Foster's parentage.

[woofie]

It is finally clear...Bill Clinton intends world domination by creating "love slaves" and a new generation of randy teen age boys...all of the world's women will soon be his.

[Michael.SF.]

Where is the link to the pic of the kid as a teen which is referenced above?

Could you post that as well? It would be interesting to see if the resemblance continued.

[Slyfox]

The witch may adopt him into the coven. There may be a midnight sacrifice.

You took the words right out a my mouth.

[Nita Nupress]

Aahhhhh.... Just like the good ol' days!

[Paulus Invictus]

Spots left upon upon a dark Blue Dress

Prompted Willie to confess.

Even if they prove him Dad,

He'll cry a bit, then act real sad

He'll bite his lip and it's goodbye lad.

[bert]

I repaet the suggestion that FReepers take on this project. We need to raise some money, hire private investigators to gather multiple DNA samples from all involved, including all 3 Clintons and put the matter to historical rest.

We owe it to history to make the effort.

[Tribune7]

Ping

[Exit148]

Under the picture, it says to see below for a 1996 picture, but it doesn't show it.. I wonder what he looks like now.

The only thing that would bother me about Anthony is his personality. To have another one like Clinton, is another too many.

About the money -- if it ever gets to that -- Hillary must be having fits! HeeHee!

[Alissa]

Has Paul Pearson taken a paternity test to prove that he is NOT the father of Anthony? I think that should be the logical FIRST step.

I was wondering how long it would take someone to realize this simple little tidbit of logic!!

[Alissa]

Need to close the bold </b>