Only in Germany!!!! 
 
 I am Dieter.
 Welcome to Sprockkkkettts Psychic Services.
 Would you allow me to Grope Your But-Tocks?
1 posted on 
07/09/2002 12:54:13 PM PDT by 
Hellmouth
 
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To: Hellmouth
Are you sure this isn't clintoon in disguise?
To: Hellmouth
Would you allow me to Grope Your But-Tocks?Only if I can touch your monkey.
 
3 posted on 
07/09/2002 1:00:09 PM PDT by 
Redcloak
 
To: Hellmouth
4 posted on 
07/09/2002 1:00:23 PM PDT by 
stlrocket
 
To: Hellmouth
"Hmmmmmmm....Something about cottage cheese in your future."
To: Hellmouth
"Dis is da time on Sprockets ven ve read your Arsch."
7 posted on 
07/09/2002 1:06:29 PM PDT by 
RichInOC
 
To: Hellmouth
Probably my imagination, but I believe Anna Kournikova is in need of a "reading."
To: Hellmouth
(grope, grope) I predict that you'll be walking through a valley with a mountain each side (grope) and all of a sudden you'll fall into nasty smelling hole (grope).
9 posted on 
07/09/2002 1:07:25 PM PDT by 
droberts
 
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 What do you mean I have too much future?.
10 posted on 
07/09/2002 1:07:38 PM PDT by 
moyden
 
To: Hellmouth
LOL
 That's it - I've got my scam now: "The Incredible Tomakaze: Tactile-Mammary Psycic" Consultations 50 bucks, by appointment only in the corner Booth of Lee's tahitian in Beautiful downtown Richland.
 *Confidental
 *Complimentary Mammagram
 *Special rates for Hooters employees.
11 posted on 
07/09/2002 1:08:02 PM PDT by 
tomakaze
 
To: Hellmouth
... A blind German psychic claimed Tuesday he could read people's futures by feeling their naked buttocks.  "But Congressman Frank, this is the 9th time today."
 
12 posted on 
07/09/2002 1:08:26 PM PDT by 
SGCOS
 
To: Hellmouth
This headline should read "Blind 'psychic' finds way to grope strangers for free." What a scam!
To: Hellmouth
He sees....a great assetAhah! I knew there was a reference in the article!
 
To: Hellmouth
I feel 50 pounds of crack in your future.
To: Hellmouth
16 posted on 
07/09/2002 1:12:42 PM PDT by 
mikeb704
 
To: Hellmouth
What a great scam! Why didn't I think of that one?
To: Hellmouth
If he groped Packers Fullback Davenport's buttocks, he might have been in for a nasty surprise....
To: Hellmouth
OK, I knew my fellow Freepers wouldn't be able to resist making cracks about this story.
To: Hellmouth
"I do not need to feel bottoms for my own pleasure. My wife is quite beautiful enough for me," he said. How would Mr Blind Psychic know how beautiful his wife is???
 
To: Hellmouth
he could read people's futures by feeling their naked buttocksNew frat party pick-up line!
 
To: Hellmouth
Whatever you do - DON'T turn around.
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