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Only in Germany!!!!

I am Dieter.

Welcome to Sprockkkkettts Psychic Services.

Would you allow me to Grope Your But-Tocks?

1 posted on 07/09/2002 12:54:13 PM PDT by Hellmouth
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Are you sure this isn't clintoon in disguise?
2 posted on 07/09/2002 12:58:12 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants
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To: Hellmouth
Would you allow me to Grope Your But-Tocks?

Only if I can touch your monkey.

3 posted on 07/09/2002 1:00:09 PM PDT by Redcloak
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Well - I uh - Think uh, that you need to buy two airline seats!

WILL I NEED TWO CEMETARY PLOTS?

4 posted on 07/09/2002 1:00:23 PM PDT by stlrocket
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To: Hellmouth
"Hmmmmmmm....Something about cottage cheese in your future."
6 posted on 07/09/2002 1:06:01 PM PDT by socal_parrot
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"Dis is da time on Sprockets ven ve read your Arsch."
7 posted on 07/09/2002 1:06:29 PM PDT by RichInOC
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To: Hellmouth
Probably my imagination, but I believe Anna Kournikova is in need of a "reading."
8 posted on 07/09/2002 1:07:11 PM PDT by BuckeyeForever
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(grope, grope) I predict that you'll be walking through a valley with a mountain each side (grope) and all of a sudden you'll fall into nasty smelling hole (grope).
9 posted on 07/09/2002 1:07:25 PM PDT by droberts
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What do you mean I have too much future?.

10 posted on 07/09/2002 1:07:38 PM PDT by moyden
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LOL
That's it - I've got my scam now: "The Incredible Tomakaze: Tactile-Mammary Psycic" Consultations 50 bucks, by appointment only in the corner Booth of Lee's tahitian in Beautiful downtown Richland.
*Confidental
*Complimentary Mammagram
*Special rates for Hooters employees.
11 posted on 07/09/2002 1:08:02 PM PDT by tomakaze
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... A blind German psychic claimed Tuesday he could read people's futures by feeling their naked buttocks.

"But Congressman Frank, this is the 9th time today."

12 posted on 07/09/2002 1:08:26 PM PDT by SGCOS
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To: Hellmouth
This headline should read "Blind 'psychic' finds way to grope strangers for free." What a scam!
13 posted on 07/09/2002 1:09:42 PM PDT by Billy_bob_bob
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He sees....a great asset

Ahah! I knew there was a reference in the article!

14 posted on 07/09/2002 1:11:21 PM PDT by stainlessbanner
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I feel 50 pounds of crack in your future.
15 posted on 07/09/2002 1:12:03 PM PDT by tractorman
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Can I read your fortune for you, ba-bee?

Michael M. Bates: My Side of the Swamp

16 posted on 07/09/2002 1:12:42 PM PDT by mikeb704
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What a great scam! Why didn't I think of that one?
17 posted on 07/09/2002 1:13:32 PM PDT by Destructor
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If he groped Packers Fullback Davenport's buttocks, he might have been in for a nasty surprise....
18 posted on 07/09/2002 1:15:01 PM PDT by Hellmouth
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OK, I knew my fellow Freepers wouldn't be able to resist making cracks about this story.
19 posted on 07/09/2002 1:15:43 PM PDT by Pining_4_TX
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"I do not need to feel bottoms for my own pleasure. My wife is quite beautiful enough for me," he said.

How would Mr Blind Psychic know how beautiful his wife is???

21 posted on 07/09/2002 1:16:57 PM PDT by freebilly
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he could read people's futures by feeling their naked buttocks

New frat party pick-up line!

22 posted on 07/09/2002 1:17:52 PM PDT by stainlessbanner
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Whatever you do - DON'T turn around.
23 posted on 07/09/2002 1:20:39 PM PDT by AD from SpringBay
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