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Bllind Psychic Gropes Buttocks To Tell Future
Reuters Odd News ^
| 7/9/2002
| Nick Tattersall
Posted on 07/09/2002 12:54:13 PM PDT by Hellmouth
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Only in Germany!!!!
I am Dieter.
Welcome to Sprockkkkettts Psychic Services.
Would you allow me to Grope Your But-Tocks?
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posted on
07/09/2002 12:54:13 PM PDT
by
Hellmouth
To: Hellmouth
Are you sure this isn't clintoon in disguise?
To: Hellmouth
Would you allow me to Grope Your But-Tocks?Only if I can touch your monkey.
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posted on
07/09/2002 1:00:09 PM PDT
by
Redcloak
To: Hellmouth
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posted on
07/09/2002 1:00:23 PM PDT
by
stlrocket
To: Blood of Tyrants
I think Clinton's more into Money and Bosom groping....
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posted on
07/09/2002 1:02:15 PM PDT
by
Hellmouth
To: Hellmouth
"Hmmmmmmm....Something about cottage cheese in your future."
To: Hellmouth
"Dis is da time on Sprockets ven ve read your Arsch."
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posted on
07/09/2002 1:06:29 PM PDT
by
RichInOC
To: Hellmouth
Probably my imagination, but I believe Anna Kournikova is in need of a "reading."
To: Hellmouth
(grope, grope) I predict that you'll be walking through a valley with a mountain each side (grope) and all of a sudden you'll fall into nasty smelling hole (grope).
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posted on
07/09/2002 1:07:25 PM PDT
by
droberts
To: Hellmouth
What do you mean I have too much future?.
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posted on
07/09/2002 1:07:38 PM PDT
by
moyden
To: Hellmouth
LOL
That's it - I've got my scam now: "The Incredible Tomakaze: Tactile-Mammary Psycic" Consultations 50 bucks, by appointment only in the corner Booth of Lee's tahitian in Beautiful downtown Richland.
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posted on
07/09/2002 1:08:02 PM PDT
by
tomakaze
To: Hellmouth
... A blind German psychic claimed Tuesday he could read people's futures by feeling their naked buttocks. "But Congressman Frank, this is the 9th time today."
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posted on
07/09/2002 1:08:26 PM PDT
by
SGCOS
To: Hellmouth
This headline should read "Blind 'psychic' finds way to grope strangers for free." What a scam!
To: Hellmouth
He sees....a great assetAhah! I knew there was a reference in the article!
To: Hellmouth
I feel 50 pounds of crack in your future.
To: Hellmouth
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posted on
07/09/2002 1:12:42 PM PDT
by
mikeb704
To: Hellmouth
What a great scam! Why didn't I think of that one?
To: Hellmouth
If he groped Packers Fullback Davenport's buttocks, he might have been in for a nasty surprise....
To: Hellmouth
OK, I knew my fellow Freepers wouldn't be able to resist making cracks about this story.
To: tractorman
The bottom line is...oh nevermind, too easy. 8-)
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