Why Doesn't My Pinger Work???

FP

[Focault's Pendulum]

My Pinger isn't working. Perhaps my Hard Drive isn't big enough. Or maybe I used it once too often. All I know, is that it's not reloading properly.

Perhaps I wore it down by using it too much.I'm on a slow machine here at home....but I'm trying to do a tuneup.

[nevergore]

Try Viagra???

NeverGore :^)

[Paul Atreides]

I don't know, but I'm not pulling your pinger.

[Notforprophet]

I predict this post will be deleted...

[Cool Guy]

Are you logged on?

[Conservative til I die]

Hey pal, whatever you do with your pinger is your business.

[Cool Guy]

How do I activate my pinger?

[anniegetyourgun]

What is the most common complaint heard by Alex Trebek?

[Senator Pardek]

Why Doesn't My Pinger Work???

Freepmail me - I know a great urologist.

[mystery-ak]

Try drinking a lot of cranberry juice, your pinger will be fine in no time!

[Kermit]

You beat me to it, but I was going to rename it 'Pinagra'.

[Brett66]

Perhaps I wore it down by using it too much.

If you're not blind yet, that's probably not the problem.

[Paul Atreides]

Perhaps my Hard Drive isn't big enough.

The most common complaint heard from Bill Clinton.

[Sir Gawain]

Har har.

[Paul Atreides]

BTW, we are all adults here; it's called a pingris.

[nunya bidness]

Freepmail me - I know a great urologist.

I'm quickly losing my doubts about you.

[riley1992]

I know a great urologist.

Why?

[shaggy eel]

1-800-VICTIM (call now).

[Senator Pardek]

Father.

[DainBramage]

"Why doesn't my pinger work?"

Fire'er and hire one with big boobs!