Posted on 06/26/2002 10:53:29 AM PDT by Hillary's Folly
New Katie Couric Dolls Set to Fly Off the Shelves
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NEW YORK -- This fall, thousands of girls are stepping into the shoes of Today Show host Katie Couric, as she becomes the latest leftist-chick-with-a-television-show to also have a doll made in her image. Advo Katie™ is a nine-year-old girl growing up in New York City during America's Great Decline.
She's a big time morning-show personality, a member of a rock band, and the voice of women everywhere. Pull her colonoscopy tube and hear her say:
"Good morning. The Gipper was an airhead."
OR"Republicans want to take food and medicine away from babies, old people and sick puppies." AND many more great Advo Katie™ quotes.
Through Advo Katie's™ library of statements, girls today will learn how Republican ideas cost people their jobs, and how conservative people fail to open their hearts to help homicidal mothers.
Katie's statements are brought to life with a beautifully crafted 18-inch doll. Advo Katie™ comes in 3 different hairstyles: Frosty Blonde, Bad Girl Brunette, and Bitchy Black. The Advo Katie doll inspires imaginative play and allows girls of today to explore the world through Katie Couric eyes.
The future of the Advo Katie™ doll holds a great deal more than merely a doll and accessories. Couric hopes that soon her doll will allow girls to use their computers to program and personalize their Advo Katie™ doll and design, create, play and dream using Advo Katie™ software. The Advo Katie™ line will also develop a broad array of exciting licensed products for girls, including books, apparel, food, home furnishings and a do-it-yourself colonoscopy kit.
According to secret corporate documents obtained by BSNN.net, Hasbeen Toys plans to make the Advo Katie™doll line one of the most successful in history. Their corporate mission is to have every American girl between the ages of 3 and 11 own ten Advo Katie™ dolls within the next year.
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They come with a broom accessory?
That's the only reason "I" would buy it! To stick PINS in it. But, since I am not into voodoo, someone else can have my doll. eeek!
No that the Hillary doll that comes with the broom
The Katie Couric Doll is a flying monkey accessory TO the Hillary doll
You got to get this right or you’ll end up with the whole set ;>
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