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Hot doggers grilled near Pentagon
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| 6-21-02
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Posted on 06/25/2002 12:56:55 PM PDT by Temple Owl
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To: RikaStrom; LonePalm; maxwell; Phantom Lord; xsmommy; dubyaismypresident; Argh; CholeraJoe; ...
You're all a bunch of wieners if you don't check this thread out!
To: Temple Owl
Nuthin' worse than gettin' your wiener in a jam.
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posted on
07/19/2002 12:21:29 PM PDT
by
Wolfie
To: Constitution Day
It's difficult playing ketchup with you. But it's a task I relish. So cut the mustard and don't be a saurkraut
It's not very chilly this time of year, wonder what the brats are up to???
To: Silly
Hi Silly. I even forgot that I posted this one. We have a lot of talented punsters. It makes it all worthwhile.
To: Constitution Day
WHO'S a wienie??? Come over HERE and say that!
I likes to insert em into a hot engorged waiting bun and slather with mayo...
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posted on
07/19/2002 12:39:55 PM PDT
by
maxwell
To: maxwell
Did I say mayo? Actually I prefer cheese and kosher dills.
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posted on
07/19/2002 12:40:31 PM PDT
by
maxwell
To: dubyaismypresident; Wolfie; MeeknMing
The distinctive hot dog-shaped truck packed with hot dog whistles and a karaoke machine for singing bologna jingles was making its first trip of the summer from Madison with a pair of rookie hot doggers..."They were very apologetic. They didn't see any signs but now they know. They'll make sure not to go down route 110 again," Delea said.
LESSON:
Never, ever try to drive your hot dog down the wrong highway!
To: maxwell
I likes to insert em into a hot engorged waiting bun and slather with mayo...ROFL! See #27 for some saucy advice.
To: Looking4Truth
Mmmmmm, just goes to show you what a college education is worth these days. Can you say liberal arts?
To: Constitution Day
[snortle] And watch out for the chili, dude...
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posted on
07/19/2002 12:45:22 PM PDT
by
maxwell
To: Constitution Day; maxwell
The distinctive hot dog-shaped truck packed with hot dog whistles and a karaoke machine for singing bologna jingles was making its first trip of the summer from Madison with a pair of rookie hot doggers, Will Keller and Paula endleton, both 22 and recent college graduates who had just finished a two-week-long course Hot Dog High. LOL! What a pair.......Beavis & Butthead?
To: Temple Owl; maxwell; All
Translation for rednecks
Hot houn'doggers grilled near Pentagon
Fum th' Nashunal Desk Published 6/21/2002 11:20 AM
MADISON, Wis., June 21 (UPI) -- It c'd haf been wurst.
A pair of hot houn'doggers takin' their Wienermobile t'th' Nashunal Capital Barbecue Battle in Warshin'ton were pulled on over by th' ole Virginny State Po-lice this hyar week fo' drivin' too close t'th' Pentagon, as enny fool kin plainly see.
Sareeh Delea, a spokeswoomin fo' Oscar Mayer, said Friday th' pair was unaware Route 110 had been closed t'truck traffic on account o' th' Sepp. 11 terro'ist attacks on th' Pentagon an' Wo'ld Trade Center.
"A po-lice officer let them knows an' was kind inough t'direck traffic t' aller th' Wienermobile t'exit," Delea said, cuss it all t' tarnation. No ticket was issued, cuss it all t' tarnation.
Th' distinckive hot houn'dog-shaped truck packed wif hot houn'dog whistles an' a kareeoke machine fo' sin'in' bologna jin'les was makin' its fust trip of th' summer fum Madison wif a pair of rookie hot houn'doggers, Will Keller an' Ebenezera Pendleton, both 22 an' recent college graduates who had jest finished a two-week-long course Hot Houn'dog High.
"They were mighty apologitic. They didn't see enny signs but now they know. They'll make sho'nuff not t'go down route 110 agin," Delea said, cuss it all t' tarnation.
Th' incident occurred late Tuesday.
"Obviously this hyar was a mistake," ole Virginny State Po-lice spokeswoomin Pansy Caldfine told th' Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, ah reckon. "This hyar hot houn'dog posed no threat t' us."
To: maxwell
You can cut the mustard and you can cut hot dog, but please don't cut the cheese!
To: Temple Owl
The Wienermobile took a shortcut down Rt. 110 just to ketchup.
And I heard that they really were hauling buns when they were stopped......
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posted on
07/19/2002 1:45:14 PM PDT
by
tracer
To: MeeknMing
That was a juicy post. I can always tell a real hot dog when I seen one.
To: tracer
Can anyone here provide a ballpark estimate of how many hot links to related stories there are?
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posted on
07/19/2002 1:51:36 PM PDT
by
tracer
To: Temple Owl
That was a juicy post. I can always tell a real hot dog when I seen one. LOL! Oscar did it. You know, Oscar Meyer!
To: tracer
LOL! You're a real Punny Phella!
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To: MeeknMing; Constitution Day; Argh; WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
please don't cut the cheese! Bro, that will be DAMN HARD after them hotwings I just consummated... Talk about tight buns... ;)
Well it's nappy-nap for me, chilluns... I gots me a 5k race tomorrow at eight in the A.M. so I gots to cut it short and get in some Z's... And some H2O after all that beer I been drinkin'...
Catch ya on the flip side, dudes and chicks...
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posted on
07/19/2002 5:26:22 PM PDT
by
maxwell
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