Chelsea, dubed "the new JFK Jr.," afraid Daddy Klintoon will embarrass her

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[bray]

A $$million wedding??? It is just soooooooo special when royalty marries. Can you say Presidential campaign wedding?? I know I'll be sending an apple and a sugar cube. Nice to see that the 80's was not the only decade of greed, huh Hillary??? What a dysfunctional little family!

Pray for GW and the Truth

[mhking]

"I love you but some of the things you do really embarrass me. I don't want anything to spoil my big day."

Chelsea isn't as dumb as she looks...

But I'm afraid that the apple don't fall too far from the tree....

[IoCaster]

"transformation from a dowdy teen with braces into a chic sex symbol"

Huh?!?!?

[MinuteGal]

Remember almost every photo we've ever seen of Chels and her daddy showed them holding hands or nuzzling. To the point of raised eyebrows, indeed.

When he "gives her away", will they clutch paws walking up the aisle? Will Chelsea make sure that Daddy catches the bridal bouquet? Will Daddy insist on having the first dance with the bride at the reception? Will the couple spend their first night in the Klinton Liebrary in Arkansas?

I just can't wait for the most celebrated wedding since Prince Charles and Lady Di!

Leni

[CatoRenasci]

The former first daughter, recently dubbed the new JFK Jr.

More like the new Teddy, whose drunken behaviour her recent behaviour seems to be an attempt to emulate.

[Ole Okie]

They’ve both been nibbled on by crabs?

Back in the olden days, DDT took care of crabs.

[solo gringo]

Hey chelsea if you are worried about being embarrass have the old man commited so he can get some help you know he is totaly nuts that will solve your problem.

[EllaMinnow]

He must have used his private email account. thebigchancre@monicaslips.com

[MaeWest]

PING
Didn't you have some pics of the sex symbol? You know, something for the doubters on this page. ;))

[jackbill]

She is a dog. You still can't polish a turd.

Speaking of which, a question: Why will they put a turd on the altar at Chelsea's wedding?

[the]

She does a pretty good job embarassing herself!

[surrey]

I wonder which FOB they'll hit up for the priviledge of paying for her wedding?

[1234]

I must admit, you are devoted to posting that every chance you get.

this matter may still be resolved for DANNY's financial support, etc..this story still might inspire some reporter, with the resources to pursue it
the more the pics are posted, the less chance this is forgotten.

[uglybiker]

EX-PREZ sent warning e-mails to her boyfriend.

But he never saw them 'cause his Outlook was set to filter out porno.

[Pharmboy]

Web Hubbell in drag...

[Paul Atreides]

When did she become a sex symbol? I must have missed it.

According to the FOB media, the day we got two gorgeous first daughters and a gorgeous first niece.

Funny that Chelsea, aged 21, whines about Daddy's free advice yet, doesn't whine about taking his money.

[lavaroise]

It's all about the image of her disgusting beastly conceived head. She might as well be the daughter of a dog (a b!tch) if her image is what she claims to consume for. Enough of the yoke in America to bear these kinds of oozing acid dung eating the nation away, images of consumption standing there to stink whatever passes by.

[Paul Atreides]

Isn't it the height of hypocrisy that Bubba is grilling HER suitors? I guess if one of them does her like he does other women, it is a horrible thing. Yet, when he does it, it is okay.

What would possess any kid, who comes from a wealthy family, to marry into that bunch of white trash?

[j.havenfarm]

"Woof," said the chic sex symbol. She continued, "Arf, arf! Bow wow!"

[finnman69]

A better question is what female will be sitting UNDER Clinton's table.