Chelsea, dubed "the new JFK Jr.," afraid Daddy Klintoon will embarrass her

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[TheTopRead]

CHELSEA TO BILL: OH, DAD! DON'T RUIN MY WEDDING!

BRIDE-TO-BE Chelsea Clinton has warned her dad to stop humiliating her by meddling in her love life and flirting with every woman he meets.

DADDY'S GIRL: As Chelsea prepares to walk down the aisle with college sweetheart Ian, she's holding her breath, hoping dad Bill won't embarrass her. The former first daughter, recently dubbed the new JFK Jr. after her transformation from a dowdy teen with braces into a chic sex symbol, is set to wed fellow Oxford student Ian Klaus next summer.

And she's put her dad, former President Bill Clinton, on notice to behave, say pals, after Clinton grilled her fiance via e-mails and in person!

"Don't wreck my wedding," Chelsea pleaded with her father. "I love you but some of the things you do really embarrass me. I don't want anything to spoil my big day."

As Star readers already know, Chelsea, 22, and Klaus, 22, are expected to announce their engagement soon and have been looking at locations in the San Francisco area, where his family lives, for a million-dollar wedding in 2003.

EX-PREZ sent warning e-mails to her boyfriend. But the prospective bride is worried her father – who made embarrassing headlines with his affair with White House intern Monica Lewinsky – will do something to ruin her wedding day.

A student who has become a pal of Chelsea at England's Oxford University says she loves her dad, but she finds his womanizing upsetting.

"I've heard guys ribbing Chelsea about Bill and Monica," he declares.

"She hates it. I heard one jerk tell her he wished he was getting her dad's share in the sack. She just stared straight at him. If looks could kill, he'd have been dead."

More recently, Chelsea weathered the news that her father was getting cozy with supermodel Naomi Campbell.

When Campbell, 32, turned up to meet Clinton, 55, at an official lunch in Austria last month, Chelsea was seething, says the source.

"Naomi and Bill already met around Christmas when he was with Chelsea and Ian at the Groucho Club in London," says the insider. "Chelsea was livid when she later learned her dad invited Naomi back to his suite at the Ritz hotel.

"She was embarrassed for herself and for her mother. So when Naomi showed up in April and posed for photos in Austria, Chelsea was furious."

Sources say Chelsea is particularly peeved at Bill's outrageous behavior because she stuck by him during all his womanizing scandals, especially with Lewinsky.

"The intern disgrace caused a major father-daughter rift," says one of Chelsea's friends.

"It took everything Chelsea had to appear in public with her mom and dad in a show of family solidarity after the scandal erupted.

"They eventually worked out their problems, but then Bill started interfering in her life more and more."

Insiders reveal that Clinton is turning into a meddling father-in-law, even before the wedding!

"Dad can't help giving Ian the third degree every chance he gets, either in person or by e-mail," Chelsea recently complained to a Clinton family insider.

Chelsea, who has been dating wealthy Californian Klaus for about eight months, has told pals that her father has a long history of butting into her personal life.

"Dad has e-mailed practically every boy I've ever dated ever since I was 17," Chelsea told the insider. "Even if I only went out with the boy one time!

"It's a wonder, really, that all the guys who dated me weren't scared off – or maybe they were!"

In 2000, Chelsea was in love with budding opera singer Benjamin Cahn, but sources say her father helped bring that romance to a halt.

"Bill insisted on going out on a date with Chelsea and Ben to see Aida at the Lincoln Center in New York," the insider reports.

"Ben got a charge out of being in the presidential party. On the other hand, it was hard to get close to Chelsea. They broke up soon after."

Chelsea is determined not to let that happen with Klaus, and her strongest ally is her mother, New York Senator Hillary Clinton, 54.

"Hillary's trying to convince Bill to lighten up," says the source. "Of course, since when has Bill listened to Hillary?

"Chelsea put her foot down in a very grown-up way to get her dad to stop butting into her life – especially her love life and her marriage plans with Ian," says another close pal.

"She's let him know in no uncertain terms she isn't his little girl anymore."

[TheTopRead]

Forget about it Chelsea--it'll be embarrassig if Daddy shows up to the wedding.

I wonder whether Naomi Campbell will be sitting at the "head" table?

Just curious . . . Top

[Snowy]

When did she become a sex symbol? I must have missed it.

[Robert A Cook PE]

Little late to be worried about her dad (or mom) embarrassing her, isn't it?

Because the media's attention, (via their embarrassing and illegal and immoral actions), is the ONLY thing she has.

[Astronaut]

She'd be a sex symbol only on the cover of "Horse and Hound" magazine!

[TheTopRead]

Snowy, have you been living in a cave or something? She's hotter than Brittney Spears right now, didn't you know that?!

Please try to stay informed . . . Top

[RandallFlagg]

After about twelve margaritas and a sharp blow to the head.

[stainlessbanner]

Chelsea needs a new daddy.

[Mike-o-Matic]

   her transformation from a dowdy teen with braces into a chic sex symbol

Pardon me for one moment, while I go expunge my stomach contents.

   She was embarrassed for herself and for her mother

Further proof that shame isn't genetically inherited.

[Mike-o-Matic]

Come come now, there's no reason to be cruel (to the horses and hounds, I mean).

[TheTopRead]

Chelsea needs a new daddy

What's wrong with Webb? . . . Top

[1234]

"Noted Connecticut criminologist Dr. Henry Lee...said positive proof that Clinton is Williams' father would require DNA test information not included in OIC documents released to the House...."

"Five agencies have refused to endorse the accuracy of Clinton's published DNA profile. This further suggests that the President's DNA may have been altered for privacy and security reasons. With the Star magazine DNA tests taken from OIC documents and the fact that there may have been an altercation, the paternity test could prove to be worthless.

Published in the March 1, 1999 issue of Ether Zone Online! Copyright © 1999 Ether Zone Online (http://etherzone.com). Reposting permitted with this message intact. ETHER ZONE ARTICLE

[SGCOS]

She'd be a sex symbol only on the cover of "Horse and Hound" magazine!

Hah!

[Semper Paratus]

She's no JFK jr. John stands out from the entire family by working in the dreaded private sector.
Chelsea would lose money if she ran a Krispy Kreame franchise.

[Quilla]

Chelsea afraid Bubba will embarass her? She's doing a pretty good job of embarassing herself - worried about Bush's tax cuts on 9/11, public drunkeness, etc.

[small voice in the wilderness]

"She's let him know in no uncertain terms she isn't his little girl anymore."

????????

!!!!!!!!

Ahemmm. I'm sorry, I just couldn't take the irony of it all.

[r9etb]

"Dad has e-mailed practically every boy I've ever dated ever since I was 17," Chelsea told the insider. "Even if I only went out with the boy one time!

"It's a wonder, really, that all the guys who dated me weren't scared off – or maybe they were!"

Hmmmmm. Even though Bill is a moral slime mold, I do think there's some merit to this method of scaring off the boys who will at some point come sniffing around my daughter.

[1rudeboy]

I must admit, you are devoted to posting that every chance you get.

[RooRoobird14]

Banquet managers at finer establishments always skirt the head table at a wedding. No doubt the wedding videographer will capture footage of Bubba and his kneepad groupies playing "hide the salami" under the head table skirt.

LOLOLOLOLOL

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Chelsea, dubbed "the new JFK Jr.,"...

OK, I'll chip in for the flying lessons.

[Pharmboy]

Insiders reveal that Clinton is turning into a meddling father-in-law, even before the wedding!

"Dad can't help giving Ian the third degree every chance he gets, either in person or by e-mail," Chelsea recently complained to a Clinton family insider.

Wassa matta Bill? 'Fraid Ian is like you?

You miserable putz...