[TheTopRead]

Forget about it Chelsea--it'll be embarrassig if Daddy shows up to the wedding.

I wonder whether Naomi Campbell will be sitting at the "head" table?

Just curious . . . Top

[Snowy]

When did she become a sex symbol? I must have missed it.

[Robert A Cook PE]

Little late to be worried about her dad (or mom) embarrassing her, isn't it?

Because the media's attention, (via their embarrassing and illegal and immoral actions), is the ONLY thing she has.

[stainlessbanner]

Chelsea needs a new daddy.

[Mike-o-Matic]

   her transformation from a dowdy teen with braces into a chic sex symbol

Pardon me for one moment, while I go expunge my stomach contents.

   She was embarrassed for herself and for her mother

Further proof that shame isn't genetically inherited.

[1234]

"Noted Connecticut criminologist Dr. Henry Lee...said positive proof that Clinton is Williams' father would require DNA test information not included in OIC documents released to the House...."

"Five agencies have refused to endorse the accuracy of Clinton's published DNA profile. This further suggests that the President's DNA may have been altered for privacy and security reasons. With the Star magazine DNA tests taken from OIC documents and the fact that there may have been an altercation, the paternity test could prove to be worthless.

Published in the March 1, 1999 issue of Ether Zone Online! Copyright © 1999 Ether Zone Online (http://etherzone.com). Reposting permitted with this message intact. ETHER ZONE ARTICLE

[Semper Paratus]

She's no JFK jr. John stands out from the entire family by working in the dreaded private sector.
Chelsea would lose money if she ran a Krispy Kreame franchise.

[Quilla]

Chelsea afraid Bubba will embarass her? She's doing a pretty good job of embarassing herself - worried about Bush's tax cuts on 9/11, public drunkeness, etc.

[small voice in the wilderness]

"She's let him know in no uncertain terms she isn't his little girl anymore."

????????

!!!!!!!!

Ahemmm. I'm sorry, I just couldn't take the irony of it all.

[r9etb]

"Dad has e-mailed practically every boy I've ever dated ever since I was 17," Chelsea told the insider. "Even if I only went out with the boy one time!

"It's a wonder, really, that all the guys who dated me weren't scared off – or maybe they were!"

Hmmmmm. Even though Bill is a moral slime mold, I do think there's some merit to this method of scaring off the boys who will at some point come sniffing around my daughter.

[RooRoobird14]

Banquet managers at finer establishments always skirt the head table at a wedding. No doubt the wedding videographer will capture footage of Bubba and his kneepad groupies playing "hide the salami" under the head table skirt.

LOLOLOLOLOL

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Chelsea, dubbed "the new JFK Jr.,"...

OK, I'll chip in for the flying lessons.

[Pharmboy]

Insiders reveal that Clinton is turning into a meddling father-in-law, even before the wedding!

"Dad can't help giving Ian the third degree every chance he gets, either in person or by e-mail," Chelsea recently complained to a Clinton family insider.

Wassa matta Bill? 'Fraid Ian is like you?

You miserable putz...

[Pietro]

If she hasn't been embarrassed yet she's obviously as shameless as her pap.

[OldFriend]

Does anyone believe this new piece of fiction. LOL <P<Just positioning herself away from her father to burnish her political viability.

[ClearCase_guy]

"Hey Dad, there's this boy I went out with last night for the first time and -- well, yeah, I do have his email address. What's that? I should give you his email address? But, you promise you won't actually send him anything, right? Like you did all those other times? You really mean it this time? If I give you his address, you won't use it to send him any questions? Oh, OK, I guess I can trust you -- you've never lied to me before! Here's his address."

[dead]

Chelsea dubbed the new JFK Jr.

They’ve both been nibbled on by crabs?

[Attillathehon]

I wonder if the hildebeast is going to wear Old Crusty to the wedding. She could add a bowtie to make it more formal.

[chiefqc]

Why is she so concerned, willy the pervert and crusty have been an embarrasssment to the people of this great nation for eight years. All those years they corupted the peoples house and now they continue with crusty in the senate. And willy is scamming money from anyone dumb enough to give it to him.

[1Old Pro]

The Entire Clintoon family disgusts me.

[dead]

She can turn your stomach with her smile
She can take a sunny day
And suddenly make the whole world seem vile