Al Gore Is My President

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[uglybiker]

Currently, I'm entry #930 and #933.

[bootless]

This one is hilarious:

"Michel: I beleive that President-Elect Algore is the next elected President of the United States not only from Florida but he won all the votes in Brooklyn, Queens, Bronx, and the entire New York City Area but that is not mention allot or discussed in the media. Al Gore And Joe Lieberman is my President and Vice President because they believe that we come first and that is who I voted for on November 7, 2000."

Rainman. Def- definitely.

[steve-b]

What I don't get is that there are several "false entry voided" lines right next to entries that are clearly FReeper jeers (e.g. check out the 846-871 range).

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[finnman69]

BUMP. These entries are hysterical.

[finnman69]

. William Jefferson Blithe Clinton Don't feel so bad about losing the election, Al. At least you don't have to spend your evenings with a leathery, slack-titted gorgon like me... Harlem, New Yawk 944. Josephus Numnutz The SoreLoserman supporters are ignorami (Plural of ignoramus) nonothing, fl 943. Bill Clinton Al, you are a sorry piece of bullshit. You lost your own state for god's sake. Have some dignity and crawl under a rock to disappear. Your 15 minutes of fame are over Loser! hasnks for kissing my ass in the Rose Garden. Little Rock, AR 942. Maddogg Allright Gore's one helluva kisser, too! (more of his tongue in my mouth than mine.) C'mon over tonight and we'll play hide the hampster!! Washington DC 941. Prince Saud Al-Faisal I would have voted for Gore! After all, who else would have stopped all the oil drilling in the U.S. and forced you lazy American infidels to buy Mideast oil from murderous crooks like me?? Riyadh, Saudi Arabia 940. Osama If only the infidel court had ruled the other way, the Americans would have fired off a few cruise missiles and it would have all blown over.... Ninth Circle, Hell 939. Mohammad Atta Gore's sabotage of the Airlines Safety Compact, of which he was in charge, lead directly to 9/11/01 Seattle WA 938. Osama Bin Laden Praise the Sore Losermans!Allah Akbar! Kabul, Aghanistan 937. Emerson Bigguns See Al run, see Al lose. Lose Al, lose. See Al cry. Cry AL, cry. See Al get fat. Eat Al, eat. You are the sorriest schmuck this side of Wet Willie the rapin' Hillbilly Carthage, TN 936. The Swamp King I'll accept him as president as long as 1.)I can have huuuuuuuuge tracts of land. 2.)There's NO SINGING!!! Swamp Castle #4, Britain 935. John Gotti There is no other Al but Al Capone, and I am his prophet. Some hotspot 934. Cain't Polish a turd Y'all will never be a prez Carthon, TN 933. Spinal Tap If Algore's president, he'll try to save energy by banning all amplifiers that go up to eleven. Then I'll have THE ONLY one! Cool! Robrheinerland, California 932. Ham. H. Bone Has anyone seen my wooden Indian? Beantown, MA 931. Laura Bush I love ya, Dubya! Washington, D.C. 930. Typical Democrat Duh! I have a belly button! sedona, arizona 929. Bregan Flaherty Al, you and every idiot that voted for you are crybaby losers man. Los Angeles, Ca 928. George W. Bush is my President Hell, DC 927. Dan Rather Al, if you put on a few more pounds you'll be able to borrow some of Hillary's pant suits. They're a little crust, but they at least helped her get elected! NYC 926. R. Mugabe I am very disappointed in your "loss" Mr. Gore, but you will always be the leader in my book. I missed you at the last world hunger summit. No matter, the duck was a bit on the dry side. Remember, you will be victorious in 2004 as long as you use the force! We must defeat the Evil Capitalists™! I must be off now to serve my people. Love and kisses, Mugabe Somewhere in Zimbabwe 925. Heinrich Himmler Dacau, Germany 924. Tipper You would have won if you just shut up like I told you, you fat drunk moron. San Luis Obispo Ca. 923. Chris Ghent President, MY ASS! Get over it, you Sore-Loserman eco freaks. I proudly voted for Harry Browne, but if you compare Bush v. Al Bore, I'm glad George W. Bush is OUR PRESIDENT--& he is yours too, whether you like it or not! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Little Rock, AR 922. Jeffrey Gill You lost Big Al, life is moving forward. Go write another stupid book Princeton,IN 921. Joe Lieberman Hang in there, Al. I know we lost the real election and all the recounts, but I know if we could just get enough recounts we're bound to win one of them. I'm right behind you! And, you won't mind will you, I know you won't, if while you are working on those recounts I go ahead and run for the Big One the next go round. Love and kisses, your Sore Loserman buddy, Joe. Washington, DC 920. Dogbreath YOU LOSERS SUCK! GET OVER IT! HAHAHA! Fuck off, cheaters! 919. AL WHORE green freak thinking, clearly? 918. demi sucks I want my mommy! calif 917. Robert Fisk Al Gore is my president, if he'll consent to rough me up a bit. Beirut, Lebanon 916. Laura Bush I hate to admit but Al did win. If it wasn't for my husband's father, the first Shrub elected President, who had that long weekend Kathlene H., he never would have seen the inside of the Whitehouse. Thank God for Dick. George and I love Dick. In fact he just left to find Dick. George especially loves the way Dick makes him feel and look good when making a difficult decision Baltimore, MD 915. Donald Duck How can anyone like Sore Loserman Washington DC 914. Bill the Cat ACK! Outland, BC 913. Alfred E Newman Here's to the all time loser Washington, DC 912. Yo Momma Albert Has a heart of Gold!... Buddhist Gold that is! ozone al, Tn 911. Jack Mehoff I pray to Al Gore every night for deliverence. Illinois 910. George W Bush You Denocrats Lost !!! Get Over It!!!!! Crawford,Texas 909. Alec Baldwin Al, Just finished stoning henry Hide to death and thought I'ld drop you a line. Have you invented anything today? I still love you! Long Island, New York 908. false entry voided 907. Forrest Forrest Gore Gump algore, president? BWAHHH HAHHH HAHH! Gumpville, MS 906. false entry voided 905. AlGore Not hahahahahaha...president...hahahahaha....thank god he is not Loserville, TN 904. Adrian Quizling What part of "US Supreme Court Ruling" don't you understand? Loosertown, MD 903. I.P. Freely If it weren't for Al, we wouldn't have the internet! Go Al! New York, NY 902. URAFART Gore and all the Clinton dirt bags would have given the terrorists a free pass. They would have blamed Americans for 9/11. Good riddance Gore, we don't need your socialism. NY, NY 901. Buck Toomey Using a terrorist profile to determine who should be searched at an airport would be wrong. That's why I strip searched you twice. How did you like my hand up your ass, Bitch. Minneapolis, MN 900. Rumpshaker I voted 5 times and he still lost :( cokehead, rehab 899. Rosie O'Donnell Lick Bush in '04 Hollywood, CA 898. Dick Hertz Al Gore is my president Ted Kennedy is my driver and Hillary Clinton cleans my silverware. Holden MA 897. Janet Reno I'm Als sex freak strappingdykes,NY 896. Armand Hammer Al is my bitch! Here Al, jump in my pocket. Heavans to Betsy

[reagan_fanatic]

BTTT

[bootless]

Good grief - look at these ... from the (ahem) "Party of Tolerance":

792. Leitha McLeon: I'm for Al Gore, I'm not for Joe Lieberman Brooklyn, NY

791. Liberals Rule! Revolution Now! Overthrow this fascist illegal dictatorship. Kill All Conservatives!!! We will never have real freedom until the right wing movement is wiped out entirely! KILL 'EM ALL!!!!!! Fight for Freedom

I have nothing to add to this.

[Green Knight]

Yeah, that's pretty sick. Though I gotta ask, how do they plan to kill us all? We have all the guns. They don't. Hehehe.

Anyway, here's mine. Not amusing, but eh, I've got a poor sense of humor.

962.
Rene Ferrer
George W. Bush is President! Your lack of loyalty to the President at a time of war is frankly sickening. As well as your adoration of Al Gore, the man who attempted to steal the Presidency.
Miami, FL

[JulieRNR21]

These are a scream.....join the fun.

FREEP this petition!

[bootless]

That's a good one.

As to your question, maybe they'll all just annoy us to death.

[sweetliberty]

"Looks like it's already been Freeped"

ROTFLMBO! I should say so. Bet that wasn't what the Rats had in mind. They probably have a new "we hate FReepers" thread at the DU using this petition as furthur proof that we are a hate site.

[TC Rider]

ROTFLMBO! I should say so.

Most fun I have had today. I did the 'senator' and Mary #2.

[ladyinred]

Oh my, here we are after an attack on our shores killing over 3000 of our citizens and these pathetic people are so deluded they are concerned about this ridiculous stuff?
Maybe the missed the inauguration? Al Gore wasn't the one with his hand on the Bible.
They should also be directed to the now obvious fraud of double dippers revealed recently .

[Tennessee_Bob]

Mr. Gore is a martyr for Democracy. He fought tooth and nail for our voices and our votes. He won morally as much as literally. He did not waiver.

Whew-- glad that I read this before I ate.

I'm going to print it out and paste it to the fridge. I figure it'll be a great help with the diet.

[blackbart.223]

"Mr. Gore is a martyr for Democracy. He fought tooth and nail for our voices and our votes. He won morally as much as literally. He did not waiver."

And stole public property while he was at it.

[TC Rider]

Har Har, some of the Dems are onto us. They are going absolutely ballistic.

My favorite line is Mary Bailey's, "..we deserve Gore.."

Out of the mouth of babes...

[blackbart.223]

"I'm going to print it out and paste it to the fridge. I figure it'll be a great help with the diet."

If you do that you may never eat again. That wouldn't be good.

[bootless]

Good thing I wasn't drinking any coffee when I read:

"We are the beautiful people. We deserve Gore."

That deserves a Danny Thomas Spit Take.

PS - Such inner ugliness trumps any external beauty.

[ozzymandus]

I signed "Larry Flynt", since he's a big Algore supporter. Algore needs all the help he can get, since he can't even get on an airplane without being searched. (chuckle)