Posted on 06/14/2002 3:55:38 PM PDT by Big Bunyip
There are 800+ signatures on this screed saying Gore is the REAL president.
If you have an idle moment, you might care to do some freeping by clicking on the above link.
Praise the Lord for President Bush!
Yes but now you wont be in the mood to eat .. for about a month.
What a disgusting little petition
Did not he invent internet, love canal, and terrorism?
Ya know, I checked my ballot three times before I turned it in when I voted in 2000.
Elian Gonzalez
Elian@Castro.cu.gov
Hi, Algore! It's me, Elian! I'm really sorry that I lost you the election by getting all those Cubans mad at you in Florida! It was all my fault! Uncle Fidel says you are his President, too. He calls you "El Presidente AlGore!" He's sorry, too! Uncle Fidel says not to worry. We'll get those capitalists yet! We'll elect Governor Janet Reno! She'll show those Cubans in Miami what's what! Like she did with me! Good by, El Presidente Algore! You are my Presidente! And Fidel's too!
Habana, Cuba
Name Comments City, State 874. Mickey R. Mouse Go Al! Utopia, TN 873. Jo Rectum GW rocks rats are diseased! st paul mn 872. bugs bunny What's up doc??? Did I miss anything? What's going on!!! I have been asleep. cartoon,usa 871. 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John W. Lindh We all voted for El Gore Frederick , Maryland 869. Heywood I thought Martin Sheen was our president? WTF? Oh well, just tell me what to do! Left Coast 868. tipper gore Thank God, husband did not win this election. Where, oh where, would this country be?????/ tipper.tn 867. Gore intern in waiting Hi!! Do I get my own kneepads? Bubba's girls had them! Thanks! USA 866. Dick Hertz Have some cheese with your whine Buffalo NY 865. Joseph Stalin He was on the right path a few more purges and he might have won Dufus, TN 864. Speed Bump I'm little dempcrat, they told me to just lay here so I do. Sure they all run over me all the time, but I'm sure they have a good reason for it and I'm sure that's what's best for me. I am joining the fight for reperations from those who are related to anyone who ever rode a horse on a horse trail prior to the 1800's. Ya see, I would be much better off myself if my relatives (bumps in the old horse trails) were treated better back then. How many characters does this accept? Now is the time for all good little idiots to come to the aid of their comrads... cummrags...duchebags... Quivering, Sphincter 863. Elian Gonzalez Hi, Algore! It's me, Elian! I'm really sorry that I lost you the election by getting all those Cubans mad at you in Florida! It was all my fault! Uncle Fidel says you are his President, too. He calls you "El Presidente AlGore!" He's sorry, too! Unclr Fidel says not to worry. We'll get those capitalists yet! We'll elect Governor Janet Reno! She'll show those Cubans in Miami what's what! Like she did with me! Good by, El Presidente Algore! You are my Presidente! And Fidel's too! Habana, Cuba 862. James T Gunderson Studio Citry, Ca 861. Whybea Whiney All right already, I'll sign. Now, will you please go away? Sheesh! Macomb Twp., MI 860. Al Gore How come I got frisked? Trashcanofhistory, TN 859. Hillary's Big Butt Al Gore is president of nothing!!! Not a damn thing!!! Snatchville, Tenn 858. AL GORE IS A LOSER What a whining sore loser! Bless President Bush! 857. algor Did I miss anything important? I had to run out to pee - all this iced tea and stuff, y'know... China 856. Carla Wake up from your dream leftie...the real world is being run, thankfully by OUR president: George W. Bush. God Bless him. Los Angeles, CA 855. Hugh Jass Al is a great debater. Yes, he's a master debater Columbus, GA 854. Hillary's Crotch Phhhtt Ffflllaatt Poooooffffff Echo...echo...echo IDidAlWithMy, StrapOn 853. Sore Loserman I am president. I demand a recount! NYC 852. Richard Are you nuts - get over it - there is a war going on Baltimore, md 851. Slick Willy Al Gore is the president of my ass wiping league! Dookie, S.C. 850. One Question Approximately 900 people out of several million people feel the way you do. How does it feel to be so TOTALLY INSIGNIFICANT? Keep up the good work. I'm sure SoreLoserman appreciates all this overwhelming support. NOT! Muwahahahahahahahaha. May your pathetic souls rest in peace. Dazed & Confused 849. Alla Abpoo Benni Haha Dion Jackson Sharpton Cockring Peepeetoucher All those who hate White Hetero Sexual Men, sign here!!!! Al and Joey are due some reperations! Fuck the military votes!!! "I loathe the military" Clinton was the greatest thing to ever happen to... to... late night TV. Boxers or Briefs? Young boy or sheep? FreepON Lemming, Confusion 848. Bill Duckwitz Can't fill in a ballot and I spell, either. My family name really begins with an F whinerville, calif. 847. Dick Woody My bottom has been itchy ever since W. became president. It must be a GOP plot. Loonybin, Harlem 846. Al Goron Has anyone seen the bust of Lincoln I stole from the WH? head in the clouds 845. Born Loser Me and Gore make the perfect pair Dum Azz 844. Butterfly Ballot Actually, Ralph Nader is my President Miami, FL 843. Hillary Clintoon Yeah, Al's my prez too. Confusion, NY 842. Ghost of Mayor Daly It does my heart good to see that some people are driving themselves into a psychotic episode by excessively obsessing about the 2000 election results. Keep up the sickness! Sacramento, CA 841. Charles Manson New York, New York 840. Ben Dover Whadda mope Chicago, Illinois 839. Billy Bob Butfuk Whoops! I meant to sign the Pat Buchannan Petition. Oval Office Sink, Washington DC. 838. Joe Sixpack Clinton/Gore brought us 9/11 - haven't you liberal morons killed enough American's & Israelis yet? NY, NY 837. Bozo (the clown) Nashville, Tenn. 836. Tipper Gore Gore is a asswipe Palm Beach, Fla. 835. Barry Stollard Yup, he's the President of all idiots who don't know how to cast a vote! Stubenville, OH 834. Mohammed Atta Damn you stupid Democrats, sons of satanic camel snot every single one. If You had rigged the vote properly, Gore would be president and instead of my buddies being chased out Afghanistan, Gore would have sent Jesse and ed asner on a peace mission. Hell's hottest corner 833. Palm Beach Sol I tried to vote for Al, but it was too hard to figure out -- so now I just whine like the pathetic limp-dick loser that I am. Loserville, Tenn. 832. Allan Laite Al Gore DID win and has the credentials to be one of the greatest presidents in history! Too bad was robbed of the office he was elected to. Munroe Falls, OH 831. Debra Laite We are no longer living in a democracy, rather a monarchy run by King George! Munroe Falls, OHIO 830. Peter Tangney  Randolph,Massachusetts 829. Alan Dakak Yorba Linda, California 828. Bill Booker I hestitated on this, but it is phrased very respectfully, and God knows, I've already pledged support to Mr. Gore anyway. Personally, I prefer to refer to him as "the Shadow President." Chicago, IL 827. Wade Myers Ormond Beach, FL 826. Ormand Hamady Gore blow's and so do his supporters. Orlando, FL 825. Osmund Geier III Run in 2004, YOU WILL WIN!!!! Richmond, VA
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