[cardinal4]

Al Gore President...........BWAHAAAHAAA!!!

[windcliff]

That was fun!!!

[Clara Lou]

Mr. Gore is a martyr for Democracy. He fought tooth and nail for our voices and our votes. He won morally as much as literally. He did not waiver.
Whew-- glad that I read this before I ate.

[Jorge]

Looks like it's already been Freeped... LOL

[mombonn]

George W Bush is MY President, and he can beat up your president with his eyes closed and one hand tied behind his back.

Praise the Lord for President Bush!

[Jhoffa_]

Duly FReeped missah Bunyip.

[mvonfr]

Oh come on, show some respect to the guy.

Did not he invent internet, love canal, and terrorism?

[Rocko]

800+ goofballs petitioning, as if we should care what they think!

Ya know, I checked my ballot three times before I turned it in when I voted in 2000.

[Rocko]

The serious comments on the petition are the funniest.

[Neanderthal]

I noticed that Elian Gonzalez signed the petition #863:

Elian Gonzalez

Elian@Castro.cu.gov

Hi, Algore! It's me, Elian! I'm really sorry that I lost you the election by getting all those Cubans mad at you in Florida! It was all my fault! Uncle Fidel says you are his President, too. He calls you "El Presidente AlGore!" He's sorry, too! Uncle Fidel says not to worry. We'll get those capitalists yet! We'll elect Governor Janet Reno! She'll show those Cubans in Miami what's what! Like she did with me! Good by, El Presidente Algore! You are my Presidente! And Fidel's too!

Habana, Cuba

[Pushi]

Sorry, but could not possibly format this. It's hard to tell which are the funnier--the Gore supporters or the Freepers.

Name Comments City, State 874. Mickey R. Mouse Go Al! Utopia, TN 873. Jo Rectum GW rocks rats are diseased! st paul mn 872. bugs bunny What's up doc??? Did I miss anything? What's going on!!! I have been asleep. cartoon,usa 871. Dumbass Idiot To: Al Gore, Joe Lieberman, interested parties To: Al Gore, Joe Lieberman, interested parties To: Al Gore, Joe Lieberman, interested parties To: Al Gore, Joe Lieberman, interested parties To: Al Gore, Joe Lieberman, interested parties To: Al Gore, Joe Lieberman, interested parties To: Al Gore, Joe Lieberman, interested parties To: Al Gore, Joe Lieberman, interested parties To: Al Gore, Joe Lieberman, interested parties To: Al Gore, Joe Lieberman, interested parties To: Al Gore, Joe Lieberman, interested parties To: Al Gore, Joe Lieberman, interested parties To: Al Gore, Joe Lieberman, interested parties To: Al Gore, Joe Lieberman, interested parties To: Al Gore, Joe Lieberman, interested parties To: Al Gore, Joe Lieberman, interested parties To: Al Gore, Joe Lieberman, interested parties To: Al Gore, Joe Lieberman, interested parties To: Al Gore, Joe Lieberman, interested parties To: Al Gore, Joe Lieberman, interested parties To: Al Gore, Joe Lieberman, interested parties To: Al Gore, J Deepin, Nuff 870. John W. Lindh We all voted for El Gore Frederick , Maryland 869. Heywood I thought Martin Sheen was our president? WTF? Oh well, just tell me what to do! Left Coast 868. tipper gore Thank God, husband did not win this election. Where, oh where, would this country be?????/ tipper.tn 867. Gore intern in waiting Hi!! Do I get my own kneepads? Bubba's girls had them! Thanks! USA 866. Dick Hertz Have some cheese with your whine Buffalo NY 865. Joseph Stalin He was on the right path a few more purges and he might have won Dufus, TN 864. Speed Bump I'm little dempcrat, they told me to just lay here so I do. Sure they all run over me all the time, but I'm sure they have a good reason for it and I'm sure that's what's best for me. I am joining the fight for reperations from those who are related to anyone who ever rode a horse on a horse trail prior to the 1800's. Ya see, I would be much better off myself if my relatives (bumps in the old horse trails) were treated better back then. How many characters does this accept? Now is the time for all good little idiots to come to the aid of their comrads... cummrags...duchebags... Quivering, Sphincter 863. Elian Gonzalez Hi, Algore! It's me, Elian! I'm really sorry that I lost you the election by getting all those Cubans mad at you in Florida! It was all my fault! Uncle Fidel says you are his President, too. He calls you "El Presidente AlGore!" He's sorry, too! Unclr Fidel says not to worry. We'll get those capitalists yet! We'll elect Governor Janet Reno! She'll show those Cubans in Miami what's what! Like she did with me! Good by, El Presidente Algore! You are my Presidente! And Fidel's too! Habana, Cuba 862. James T Gunderson Studio Citry, Ca 861. Whybea Whiney All right already, I'll sign. Now, will you please go away? Sheesh! Macomb Twp., MI 860. Al Gore How come I got frisked? Trashcanofhistory, TN 859. Hillary's Big Butt Al Gore is president of nothing!!! Not a damn thing!!! Snatchville, Tenn 858. AL GORE IS A LOSER What a whining sore loser! Bless President Bush! 857. algor Did I miss anything important? I had to run out to pee - all this iced tea and stuff, y'know... China 856. Carla Wake up from your dream leftie...the real world is being run, thankfully by OUR president: George W. Bush. God Bless him. Los Angeles, CA 855. Hugh Jass Al is a great debater. Yes, he's a master debater Columbus, GA 854. Hillary's Crotch Phhhtt Ffflllaatt Poooooffffff Echo...echo...echo IDidAlWithMy, StrapOn 853. Sore Loserman I am president. I demand a recount! NYC 852. Richard Are you nuts - get over it - there is a war going on Baltimore, md 851. Slick Willy Al Gore is the president of my ass wiping league! Dookie, S.C. 850. One Question Approximately 900 people out of several million people feel the way you do. How does it feel to be so TOTALLY INSIGNIFICANT? Keep up the good work. I'm sure SoreLoserman appreciates all this overwhelming support. NOT! Muwahahahahahahahaha. May your pathetic souls rest in peace. Dazed & Confused 849. Alla Abpoo Benni Haha Dion Jackson Sharpton Cockring Peepeetoucher All those who hate White Hetero Sexual Men, sign here!!!! Al and Joey are due some reperations! Fuck the military votes!!! "I loathe the military" Clinton was the greatest thing to ever happen to... to... late night TV. Boxers or Briefs? Young boy or sheep? FreepON Lemming, Confusion 848. Bill Duckwitz Can't fill in a ballot and I spell, either. My family name really begins with an F whinerville, calif. 847. Dick Woody My bottom has been itchy ever since W. became president. It must be a GOP plot. Loonybin, Harlem 846. Al Goron Has anyone seen the bust of Lincoln I stole from the WH? head in the clouds 845. Born Loser Me and Gore make the perfect pair Dum Azz 844. Butterfly Ballot Actually, Ralph Nader is my President Miami, FL 843. Hillary Clintoon Yeah, Al's my prez too. Confusion, NY 842. Ghost of Mayor Daly It does my heart good to see that some people are driving themselves into a psychotic episode by excessively obsessing about the 2000 election results. Keep up the sickness! Sacramento, CA 841. Charles Manson New York, New York 840. Ben Dover Whadda mope Chicago, Illinois 839. Billy Bob Butfuk Whoops! I meant to sign the Pat Buchannan Petition. Oval Office Sink, Washington DC. 838. Joe Sixpack Clinton/Gore brought us 9/11 - haven't you liberal morons killed enough American's & Israelis yet? NY, NY 837. Bozo (the clown) Nashville, Tenn. 836. Tipper Gore Gore is a asswipe Palm Beach, Fla. 835. Barry Stollard Yup, he's the President of all idiots who don't know how to cast a vote! Stubenville, OH 834. Mohammed Atta Damn you stupid Democrats, sons of satanic camel snot every single one. If You had rigged the vote properly, Gore would be president and instead of my buddies being chased out Afghanistan, Gore would have sent Jesse and ed asner on a peace mission. Hell's hottest corner 833. Palm Beach Sol I tried to vote for Al, but it was too hard to figure out -- so now I just whine like the pathetic limp-dick loser that I am. Loserville, Tenn. 832. Allan Laite Al Gore DID win and has the credentials to be one of the greatest presidents in history! Too bad was robbed of the office he was elected to. Munroe Falls, OH 831. Debra Laite We are no longer living in a democracy, rather a monarchy run by King George! Munroe Falls, OHIO 830. Peter Tangney  Randolph,Massachusetts 829. Alan Dakak Yorba Linda, California 828. Bill Booker I hestitated on this, but it is phrased very respectfully, and God knows, I've already pledged support to Mr. Gore anyway. Personally, I prefer to refer to him as "the Shadow President." Chicago, IL 827. Wade Myers Ormond Beach, FL 826. Ormand Hamady Gore blow's and so do his supporters. Orlando, FL 825. Osmund Geier III Run in 2004, YOU WILL WIN!!!! Richmond, VA

[Sungirl]

Jeez...some of those comments are disgusting.

[Paul Atreides]

One thing is for sure; with people like this in the country, Kool Aid has no worries about going out of business.

[facedown]

Done-bump

[bmwcyle]

BTTT

[arly]

bwahahaha this has got to be one of the best laughs that I have had in a long time! Are the demonrats getting stupider as time go's on or is it just my imagination?...

[bootless]

This one is hilarious:

"Michel: I beleive that President-Elect Algore is the next elected President of the United States not only from Florida but he won all the votes in Brooklyn, Queens, Bronx, and the entire New York City Area but that is not mention allot or discussed in the media. Al Gore And Joe Lieberman is my President and Vice President because they believe that we come first and that is who I voted for on November 7, 2000."

Rainman. Def- definitely.

[steve-b]

What I don't get is that there are several "false entry voided" lines right next to entries that are clearly FReeper jeers (e.g. check out the 846-871 range).

[finnman69]

BUMP. These entries are hysterical.

[finnman69]

. William Jefferson Blithe Clinton Don't feel so bad about losing the election, Al. At least you don't have to spend your evenings with a leathery, slack-titted gorgon like me... Harlem, New Yawk 944. Josephus Numnutz The SoreLoserman supporters are ignorami (Plural of ignoramus) nonothing, fl 943. Bill Clinton Al, you are a sorry piece of bullshit. You lost your own state for god's sake. Have some dignity and crawl under a rock to disappear. Your 15 minutes of fame are over Loser! hasnks for kissing my ass in the Rose Garden. Little Rock, AR 942. Maddogg Allright Gore's one helluva kisser, too! (more of his tongue in my mouth than mine.) C'mon over tonight and we'll play hide the hampster!! Washington DC 941. Prince Saud Al-Faisal I would have voted for Gore! After all, who else would have stopped all the oil drilling in the U.S. and forced you lazy American infidels to buy Mideast oil from murderous crooks like me?? Riyadh, Saudi Arabia 940. Osama If only the infidel court had ruled the other way, the Americans would have fired off a few cruise missiles and it would have all blown over.... Ninth Circle, Hell 939. Mohammad Atta Gore's sabotage of the Airlines Safety Compact, of which he was in charge, lead directly to 9/11/01 Seattle WA 938. Osama Bin Laden Praise the Sore Losermans!Allah Akbar! Kabul, Aghanistan 937. Emerson Bigguns See Al run, see Al lose. Lose Al, lose. See Al cry. Cry AL, cry. See Al get fat. Eat Al, eat. You are the sorriest schmuck this side of Wet Willie the rapin' Hillbilly Carthage, TN 936. The Swamp King I'll accept him as president as long as 1.)I can have huuuuuuuuge tracts of land. 2.)There's NO SINGING!!! Swamp Castle #4, Britain 935. John Gotti There is no other Al but Al Capone, and I am his prophet. Some hotspot 934. Cain't Polish a turd Y'all will never be a prez Carthon, TN 933. Spinal Tap If Algore's president, he'll try to save energy by banning all amplifiers that go up to eleven. Then I'll have THE ONLY one! Cool! Robrheinerland, California 932. Ham. H. Bone Has anyone seen my wooden Indian? Beantown, MA 931. Laura Bush I love ya, Dubya! Washington, D.C. 930. Typical Democrat Duh! I have a belly button! sedona, arizona 929. Bregan Flaherty Al, you and every idiot that voted for you are crybaby losers man. Los Angeles, Ca 928. George W. Bush is my President Hell, DC 927. Dan Rather Al, if you put on a few more pounds you'll be able to borrow some of Hillary's pant suits. They're a little crust, but they at least helped her get elected! NYC 926. R. Mugabe I am very disappointed in your "loss" Mr. Gore, but you will always be the leader in my book. I missed you at the last world hunger summit. No matter, the duck was a bit on the dry side. Remember, you will be victorious in 2004 as long as you use the force! We must defeat the Evil Capitalists™! I must be off now to serve my people. Love and kisses, Mugabe Somewhere in Zimbabwe 925. Heinrich Himmler Dacau, Germany 924. Tipper You would have won if you just shut up like I told you, you fat drunk moron. San Luis Obispo Ca. 923. Chris Ghent President, MY ASS! Get over it, you Sore-Loserman eco freaks. I proudly voted for Harry Browne, but if you compare Bush v. Al Bore, I'm glad George W. Bush is OUR PRESIDENT--& he is yours too, whether you like it or not! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Little Rock, AR 922. Jeffrey Gill You lost Big Al, life is moving forward. Go write another stupid book Princeton,IN 921. Joe Lieberman Hang in there, Al. I know we lost the real election and all the recounts, but I know if we could just get enough recounts we're bound to win one of them. I'm right behind you! And, you won't mind will you, I know you won't, if while you are working on those recounts I go ahead and run for the Big One the next go round. Love and kisses, your Sore Loserman buddy, Joe. Washington, DC 920. Dogbreath YOU LOSERS SUCK! GET OVER IT! HAHAHA! Fuck off, cheaters! 919. AL WHORE green freak thinking, clearly? 918. demi sucks I want my mommy! calif 917. Robert Fisk Al Gore is my president, if he'll consent to rough me up a bit. Beirut, Lebanon 916. Laura Bush I hate to admit but Al did win. If it wasn't for my husband's father, the first Shrub elected President, who had that long weekend Kathlene H., he never would have seen the inside of the Whitehouse. Thank God for Dick. George and I love Dick. In fact he just left to find Dick. George especially loves the way Dick makes him feel and look good when making a difficult decision Baltimore, MD 915. Donald Duck How can anyone like Sore Loserman Washington DC 914. Bill the Cat ACK! Outland, BC 913. Alfred E Newman Here's to the all time loser Washington, DC 912. Yo Momma Albert Has a heart of Gold!... Buddhist Gold that is! ozone al, Tn 911. Jack Mehoff I pray to Al Gore every night for deliverence. Illinois 910. George W Bush You Denocrats Lost !!! Get Over It!!!!! Crawford,Texas 909. Alec Baldwin Al, Just finished stoning henry Hide to death and thought I'ld drop you a line. Have you invented anything today? I still love you! Long Island, New York 908. false entry voided 907. Forrest Forrest Gore Gump algore, president? BWAHHH HAHHH HAHH! Gumpville, MS 906. false entry voided 905. AlGore Not hahahahahaha...president...hahahahaha....thank god he is not Loserville, TN 904. Adrian Quizling What part of "US Supreme Court Ruling" don't you understand? Loosertown, MD 903. I.P. Freely If it weren't for Al, we wouldn't have the internet! Go Al! New York, NY 902. URAFART Gore and all the Clinton dirt bags would have given the terrorists a free pass. They would have blamed Americans for 9/11. Good riddance Gore, we don't need your socialism. NY, NY 901. Buck Toomey Using a terrorist profile to determine who should be searched at an airport would be wrong. That's why I strip searched you twice. How did you like my hand up your ass, Bitch. Minneapolis, MN 900. Rumpshaker I voted 5 times and he still lost :( cokehead, rehab 899. Rosie O'Donnell Lick Bush in '04 Hollywood, CA 898. Dick Hertz Al Gore is my president Ted Kennedy is my driver and Hillary Clinton cleans my silverware. Holden MA 897. Janet Reno I'm Als sex freak strappingdykes,NY 896. Armand Hammer Al is my bitch! Here Al, jump in my pocket. Heavans to Betsy