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Me ^ | 05.02.02 | Registered

[oldmanlegg]

The Libertarian Party has chosen me to be their candidate for the U.S. House in South Carolina's 2nd Congressional district. My conservative dream would be to win. My last name is Legg, like they pantyhose with out the 'S. My campaign slogan is going to be "Get a Legg up"??? I need a second line for a Bumper Sticker?? You are good with graphics and animation, would you be interested in helping with a web page?

[lilmsdangrus]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!! EEWWW.. and I was eating supper when I read your post.. Where's the Tums........

[Clemenza]

1. The Supreme Court declares all state laws pertaining to gun registration unconstitutional and "special circumstance" carry discriminatory. In a rare right-wing display of judicial overreach, the court also orders all states not possessing shall issue laws to develop such laws at once. Governors George Pataki of New York, Jim McGreevey of New Jersey and Gray Davis of California refuse to comply with this order and are sent to federal prison. Prior to his arrest, Governor Davis gives speech in Campus Center of UC Berkeley stating "gun control today, gun control tommorrow, gun control forever" while attempting to bar members of the Second Amendment Sisters from attending the school.

2. In a move long desired, upstate New York unilaterally declares its independence from downstate following Pataki's arrest related to the firearm ruling. The new state will be known as Fredonia, with its capital in its namesake upstate New York City. The border is southern border is set at the Westchester/Rockland line. Nassau and Suffolk counties apply to join the new state, but are ultimatly rejected by Fredonia Governor Jack Kemp who believe inhabitants of Long Island to be "annoying" and "Clinton/Gore supporters anyway." Staten Island votes for seccession from both New York and Fredonia, but nobody in either state cares. Fredonia will no longer have to live with an income tax and the high property taxes imposed from downstate, causing a rush of economic growth in the area.

3. In a short but sweet note, congress votes to abolish all agencies related to functions not delegated to the Feds by the constitution. Overnight, 60% of Maryland is unemployed, although most of America is happy with its fat tax refund.

[Clemenza]

Check out my #2 fantasy regarding the splitting of New York. Sound good?

[rintense]

You are too funny. I'll recycle one...

Look closely at who's behind the wheel...

[oldvike]

I kittens would stay kittens and not become cats.

[lowbridge]

My dream is that someone would discover a new land (preferably in a warm climate) in which truly conservative principles would prevail. No previous or current government officials allowed. No welfare recipients need apply. Free enterprise would rule. Common sense would be the only dictator

Mary Ann or Ginger?

[swheats]

That is too funny, as many times I have seen that picture I had never noticed the driver. I guess Hill was just giving him a little warning to be careful.

[lowbridge]

[potlatch]

Just put the Miriam Webster "button" on your toolbar. Works fast and easy. Maybe I spoke too soon, LOL, because I didn't use it to check Miriam!

[The Duke]

An America that has Thomas Sowell as it's President - that's my conservative dream.

[Registered]

You should see the one where rintense and her dog are driving the van...

[rintense]

Now THAT WOULD be a dream...

[Steve0113]

bump

[wyleman]

My dream is that every Palestinian extremist strap on a suicide bomb and move to Iraq.

[Stacy]

Bill Salier wins over Tom Harkin to become U.S. Senator in Iowa!!

Trust me it will happen! www.salierforsenate.com

[fire_eye]

It is just dawn, and cold and dreary. I think it is early Spring, in Washington, DC.

There is a scaffold, with a hanging noose, surrounded by a large crowd. I am about halfway back in the crowd. The hangman is waiting on the scaffold.

The drums start beating.

Two Federal Marshals begin climbing the steps to the scaffold...

with Bill Clinton between them.

(I think this dream may have originated with a picture I saw of the hanging of Mary Seuratt and the other alleged "conspirators" in the Lincoln assassination...)

[pariah]

My dream is a cleanser that gets coffee off my monitor and keyboard and then restores functionality. Any suggestions?

A bottle of isopropyl alcohol, a box of Q-tips and about 20 minutes of diligent work. The IPA will not harm your electronics, as it is non-conductive and evaporates quickly due to its low molecular weight. Use Windex on your monitor.

-- Coffee Drinker

[Caipirabob]

Thanks for all the tips!

I think I'd probably save myself most of my grief if I'd just put down the darn coffee cup when reading Freeper humor posts! Messy...

[WOSG]

My dream is to see the NYT headlines:

Antonin Scalia cloned, to become 5 of the 9 Supreme Court Justices

Or:

Scientists find cure for Socialism, millions of Frenchman cured

or

Bush-proposed plan to make whole world free sweeps the globe

Country after country is now implementing the "The nonnegotiable demands of human dignity". In it's wake, Fidel Castro, Saddam Hussein and Moamar Quadafi, among other dictators, have resigned their positions and replaced by tolerant, democratic government run by - in their own words - "Freeper". The demands and initiatives consist of Consitutions and laws implementing:
1. The rule of law. 2. Limits on the power of the state. 3. Respect for all mankind - men, women, children, all races, ethnicities. 4. Private property rights. 5. Free speech, freedom of thought, right to speak out and peacably assemble. 6. Equal justice (under the law). 7. religious tolerance and cultural/political/economic tolerance. 8. Republican institutions and free and democratic elections. 9. Low taxes and limits on Government spending.