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Police dog performs vasectomy.
yahoo.com ^ | 4/9/02 | Yahoo

Posted on 04/09/2002 6:02:59 PM PDT by moyden

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Hot dog bites weiner?
1 posted on 04/09/2002 6:02:59 PM PDT by moyden
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Does the dog get some kind of Darwin award for improving the species?
2 posted on 04/09/2002 6:03:57 PM PDT by Cicero
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I just wonder if the dog is Jewish.

Rabbi Scooby?

3 posted on 04/09/2002 6:04:46 PM PDT by moyden
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If that's a vasectomy, I'll pass.
4 posted on 04/09/2002 6:05:02 PM PDT by gcruse
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Like your title!!!
5 posted on 04/09/2002 6:07:57 PM PDT by George from New England
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To: moyden
why the reattachment? keep the idiot from breeding; which he probably has done en masse already!
6 posted on 04/09/2002 6:08:09 PM PDT by bandlength
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To: moyden
Was that part of a stop-smoking program?
7 posted on 04/09/2002 6:09:50 PM PDT by Cindy
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That, or the dog works for Planned Parenthood.
8 posted on 04/09/2002 6:12:14 PM PDT by moyden
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That's taking the idea of a "Scooby Snack" too far.
9 posted on 04/09/2002 6:12:33 PM PDT by jrewingjr
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To: moyden
A vasectomy is the cuting and libastion of the tube between the testicles and other structures. (it is the analoge of the falopian tubes)

It is also not a cswatration.

As for the rest of the article, I just got out of a fetal position to right this. I have never been bitten there, but I have had dogs jump up on me and have a leg go between mine. (The only time I ever went to see the parents of a girl friend, that is how I was greated. Her father, who was probably going to size me up just laughed. It was not a good night.)

10 posted on 04/09/2002 6:14:41 PM PDT by rmlew
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The police dog is up for a promotion. Can't blame him for wanting to get Ahead...

musta been trained by Lorena Bobb-it...

Sorry couldn't resist..forgive me

11 posted on 04/09/2002 6:15:11 PM PDT by PadreL
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To: moyden
If only ...


12 posted on 04/09/2002 6:24:22 PM PDT by Bubba_Leroy
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I'd heard that cigarettes had a negative effect on your sex life but this!
13 posted on 04/09/2002 7:19:44 PM PDT by FormerLib
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To: rmlew
A vasectomy is the cuting and libastion of the tube between the testicles and other structures. (it is the analoge of the falopian tubes)

It is also not a cswatration.

I believe what you are searching for is called a caninal phallectomy.

14 posted on 04/09/2002 7:55:23 PM PDT by ROCKLOBSTER
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Caninal phallectomy, hell!

The dog bit his dick off!

15 posted on 04/09/2002 8:02:42 PM PDT by Ken H
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To: Cindy
Was that part of a stop-smoking program?

Hehehehe

16 posted on 04/09/2002 8:15:42 PM PDT by paul51
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To: moyden
Ummm.... this is not a vasectomy, it is a penis-ectomy.
17 posted on 05/26/2002 11:37:05 AM PDT by Lorianne
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To: moyden
The dog first bit the suspect on the buttocks

Forrest Gump?

18 posted on 05/26/2002 11:41:23 AM PDT by Roscoe
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You are something else. ROFLMBO
19 posted on 05/26/2002 11:48:36 AM PDT by Kaslin
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To: moyden
Scooby Dicky Doo!

Not a job for Dick Tracy, huh?

20 posted on 05/26/2002 11:48:43 AM PDT by DeFault User
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