[moyden]

Hot dog bites weiner?

[Cicero]

Does the dog get some kind of Darwin award for improving the species?

[gcruse]

If that's a vasectomy, I'll pass.

[bandlength]

why the reattachment? keep the idiot from breeding; which he probably has done en masse already!

[Cindy]

Was that part of a stop-smoking program?

[jrewingjr]

That's taking the idea of a "Scooby Snack" too far.

[rmlew]

A vasectomy is the cuting and libastion of the tube between the testicles and other structures. (it is the analoge of the falopian tubes)

It is also not a cswatration.

As for the rest of the article, I just got out of a fetal position to right this. I have never been bitten there, but I have had dogs jump up on me and have a leg go between mine. (The only time I ever went to see the parents of a girl friend, that is how I was greated. Her father, who was probably going to size me up just laughed. It was not a good night.)

[Bubba_Leroy]

If only ...

[FormerLib]

I'd heard that cigarettes had a negative effect on your sex life but this!

[Lorianne]

Ummm.... this is not a vasectomy, it is a penis-ectomy.

[Roscoe]

The dog first bit the suspect on the buttocks

Forrest Gump?

[DeFault User]

Scooby Dicky Doo!

Not a job for Dick Tracy, huh?

[felinesforever]

They keep the dogs a little hungry and the dog was singing the Oscar Mayer song; Oh, I wish I had a Oscar Mayer weiner...... came true, but sounds like he had the buns first.

[Movemout]

Did the canine light up a smoke afterwards and roll over and ask for a belly rub?

[HBAR223]

Snausages!

[x]

Police said that a K-9 named "Scooby" caught up with one of the alleged suspects. The dog first bit the suspect on the buttocks and then bit him in the crotch, severing his penis, according to police.

Now we'll know the reason if the new "Scooby Doo" movie turns out to be a "chick flick."