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Police dog performs vasectomy.
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| 4/9/02
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Posted on 04/09/2002 6:02:59 PM PDT by moyden
A suspected robber is recovering Monday after a police dog bit him in the crotch, severing his penis, according to a Local 6 News report.
Authorities said that three men walked into the At Cost Liquor Store in Pinellas County, Fla., and allegedly stole a pack of cigarettes.
A store worker reportedly chased the men outside and wrote down the license plate number of the suspects' car.
After a brief chase, the men crashed their car and ran.
Police said that a K-9 named "Scooby" caught up with one of the alleged suspects. The dog first bit the suspect on the buttocks and then bit him in the crotch, severing his penis, according to police.
The suspect was rushed to a local hospital where doctors reattached the suspect's penis.
TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: police
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Hot dog bites weiner?
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posted on
04/09/2002 6:02:59 PM PDT
by
moyden
To: moyden
Does the dog get some kind of Darwin award for improving the species?
2
posted on
04/09/2002 6:03:57 PM PDT
by
Cicero
To: Cicero
I just wonder if the dog is Jewish.
Rabbi Scooby?
3
posted on
04/09/2002 6:04:46 PM PDT
by
moyden
To: moyden
If that's a vasectomy, I'll pass.
4
posted on
04/09/2002 6:05:02 PM PDT
by
gcruse
To: gcruse
Like your title!!!
To: moyden
why the reattachment? keep the idiot from breeding; which he probably has done en masse already!
To: moyden
Was that part of a stop-smoking program?
7
posted on
04/09/2002 6:09:50 PM PDT
by
Cindy
To: Cindy
That, or the dog works for Planned Parenthood.
8
posted on
04/09/2002 6:12:14 PM PDT
by
moyden
To: moyden
That's taking the idea of a "Scooby Snack" too far.
9
posted on
04/09/2002 6:12:33 PM PDT
by
jrewingjr
To: moyden
A vasectomy is the cuting and libastion of the tube between the testicles and other structures. (it is the analoge of the falopian tubes)
It is also not a cswatration.
As for the rest of the article, I just got out of a fetal position to right this. I have never been bitten there, but I have had dogs jump up on me and have a leg go between mine. (The only time I ever went to see the parents of a girl friend, that is how I was greated. Her father, who was probably going to size me up just laughed. It was not a good night.)
10
posted on
04/09/2002 6:14:41 PM PDT
by
rmlew
To: All
The police dog is up for a promotion. Can't blame him for wanting to get Ahead...
musta been trained by Lorena Bobb-it...
Sorry couldn't resist..forgive me
11
posted on
04/09/2002 6:15:11 PM PDT
by
PadreL
To: moyden
If only ...
To: moyden
I'd heard that cigarettes had a negative effect on your sex life but this!
To: rmlew
A vasectomy is the cuting and libastion of the tube between the testicles and other structures. (it is the analoge of the falopian tubes) It is also not a cswatration.
I believe what you are searching for is called a caninal phallectomy.
To: ROCKLOBSTER
Caninal phallectomy, hell!
The dog bit his dick off!
15
posted on
04/09/2002 8:02:42 PM PDT
by
Ken H
To: Cindy
Was that part of a stop-smoking program? Hehehehe
16
posted on
04/09/2002 8:15:42 PM PDT
by
paul51
To: moyden
Ummm.... this is not a vasectomy, it is a penis-ectomy.
17
posted on
05/26/2002 11:37:05 AM PDT
by
Lorianne
To: moyden
The dog first bit the suspect on the buttocks Forrest Gump?
18
posted on
05/26/2002 11:41:23 AM PDT
by
Roscoe
To: Lorianne; All
You are something else. ROFLMBO
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posted on
05/26/2002 11:48:36 AM PDT
by
Kaslin
To: moyden
Scooby Dicky Doo!
Not a job for Dick Tracy, huh?
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