Clinton to Replace Dead Buddy with New Dog

NewsMax ^ | March 31, 2002 | Newsmax Staff

[mountaineer]

"Okay, Buddy, I'm going to throw this ball really far, and you go chase it. Even if it goes into the street, I want you to chase it. Don't worry about the traffic - they'll stop (heh heh heh). Okay, boy - here goes! Wow, if only I could get Hillary to chase tennis balls so willingly ..."

[monday]

", saying he would get a new lab in June from the late Buddy's breeder," reports gossip columnist Liz Smith. The revelation came as the president announced he was "sprucing up" his image, Smith said. "

Getting a dog to "spruce up his image". Sheesh..... He is so shallow that he doesn't even understand how bad that sounds. His new dog, just like his last, is to be an accessory to make him look better to the public.

Clinton should be taken to court by PETA to get him barred from ever owning another pet as long as he lives. Among his many titles of shame is a new one "Clinton, serial abuser of pets."

[mountaineer]

The Revenge of the Labrador

[McCloud-Strife]

post 28 I always knew Snauzers were smart dogs

[Carolinamom]

#38 I agree. Looks like he COULD at least spend some $$ and get an invisible fence. HE'S never "home" so he would never care for any animal. If he insists on a pet, I'd recommend an acquarium of fish.

IMO he's green-jealous of all the favorable photo ops Dubya and Laura get with Spot and Barney.

[Slyfox]

Clinton doesn't strike me as a man who would like dogs.

I read just recently that the Clinton's never allowed any of their animals into the family quarters at the White House.
They supposedly would keep the dog and cat kenneled until it was time to go outside and have pictures taken.

[backhoe]

Clinton doesn't strike me as a man who would like dogs. Maybe he thinks they are a chic magnet.

Remember Socks the Cat? Buddy replaced Socks due to a poll Little Big Fraud® commissioned, which showed more favorable results for dogs. Just one more of a nearly-infinite series of swindles perpetrated on America by this one-man crime wave....

[Slyfox]

If you think about it, we are all props for Bill Clinton's ego.

[Libloather]

No names posted for the new pooch yet? How about x3?

[Texbob]

White Trash Scumbag Clinton is about as responsible with his dogs as he was about his presidency.

[mountaineer]

x3 is a good name, and certainly more succinct than my suggestion, "The Next Casualty of the Hideous Clintons." Here, boy! Here, x3!

[KQQL]

So when will Bubba replace Hill?

[Jimmy Valentine]

LOL!! Or maybe invite him out for a game of golf at all those country clubs that "blackballed" him up there

regards,

[barker]

"I like it [but] I miss my dog ... I miss my dog."

BS! At least Socks and probably Buddy were never allowed in the living quarters at the White House. Clinton will do and say anything to get his name in the papers. The media went ape sh*t when he first got Buddy so he's going to try it again. He cares about nothing but himself.

[wingnuts'nbolts]

Too bad Buddy can't replace deceased Clinton with new owner.

[goody2shooz]

...why he is getting his picture on the latest issue of Newsweek?

Because it has been a slow news week -- NOT!

This week alone 185 Palestinians dead/100 Israelis dead. Hardly what one would consider a slow news week. No, those libs at Newsweek just needed a reason to strap on their gold-plated kneepads.

They must miss President Droopy Drawers very, very much.