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"Okay, Buddy, I'm going to throw this ball really far, and you go chase it. Even if it goes into the street, I want you to chase it. Don't worry about the traffic - they'll stop (heh heh heh). Okay, boy - here goes! Wow, if only I could get Hillary to chase tennis balls so willingly ..."