FREE Non Surgical Face Lift in a Bottle!

email | March 30, 2002 | unkown

[Jim Robinson]

Just got home a little while ago and have been trying to catch up on reading all the complaints about our new face lift. Well, this particular email caught my eye and thought I'd post it to see if we can lighten up the atmosphere just a bit (I got a chuckle out of it anyway).

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[Askel5]

Time to put your software on the market.

I don't think you could have picked a more vocal, discerning, demanding and critical test market on the planet.

Hang in there

[Visalia]

FREE Non Surgical Face Lift in a Bottle!

How about you send this e-mail to Arafat's wife. Oh, and Hillary too.

[WillaJohns]

It will all be back to (almost) normal soon. Hang in there.

This is comforting. Badoe says "Thank you," too. Appreciate your post (though I'm lucky I found it). However, when you hit 50, you start paying more attention to the word "face lift."

[TLBSHOW]

Thanks and I love the vanities on the side bar, LOL!

THANKS FREE REPUBLIC

[hoosiermama]

Thanks for all your hard work. It's not the format it's the material I come here for!
Just found out one could contribute monthly. Will do as soon as is secure again. WHen that's done contact me.

IU 55-50
GO Hoosiers!

[Slip18]

LOL! Sheesh, Willa, I'm trying in here, and I'm certainly not going to stop being a donor to FR, but dang, it's just not the face lift, it's the brain lift I need, too.

I'm playing around in here trying to find stuff.

Loves to you and the man!

[petuniasevan]

I don't care about looking younger. I just want to look like Elvis Presley

Is the "old, bloated druggie" Elvis look okay with you then?

[HairOfTheDog]

Your email may be running 10 to 1 because people that are happy have no reason to write. We should be just as quick to praise as we are to complain, and I am happy! I love the face lift, and yes I do feel younger!

[Slip18]

"Is the "old, bloated druggie" Elvis look okay with you then?"

Now that was a naughty remark, petenuiaseven. LOL!

[Bella_Bru]

Nahhhh....you don't need a face-lift. I've heard those Botox injections work just fine. ;-)

[lowbridge]

Is the "old, bloated druggie" Elvis look okay with you then?

Whatever Elvis phase gets me the chicks, I'll be ok with it :-)

[old blue beemer]

ditto H/D's sentiments, gentlemen.

outstanding work !

[Ernest_at_the_Beach]

Thanks Jim!

[Slip18]

Aw, heck, I spelled your name wrong.

Okay, why doesn't this new stuff in here help with spelling after you've had a drink?

I think Jim and John should have a "I've had a drink" button.

[prisoner6]

Have received thousands of comments, emails and FRmail complaints and compliments today (running about 10 to 1 in the complaint department).

We have a saying in radio when we change formats...

"You can't make an omlet without breaking a few eggs."

Sorta fits here too.

And again just like in radio people always call to complain about stuff. Those that are happy rarely comment.

personally I tried the beta and just didn't have time to fiddle with it. Jumping in with both feet caught me with my pants down so to speak, and at first I was put off a bit. But after a >short< time of looking around and your tweaking, I'm liking it more and more.

Besides as a posted in another (deleted...dang! my posts to threads are almost always the Kiss of Death as the thread nannies step in) thread It's your sandbox and you can paint it any color you want. Just so long as there's plenty of sand whatever you do...well within reason hehehehe...is pretty OK by me.

Thanks again John and Jim!

prisoner6 prisoner6

[JohnPaulJones]

Jim, Why try to fix something when it isn't broken?

[Cyber Liberty]

Maybe it's the new, shriveled "Elvis in the grave for 25 years" look....

[HairOfTheDog]

Or a "Hold this reply till morning" button to see if perhaps in the morning light we will see that we have over-reacted!

[Slip18]

Give 'ole CL he!!, Lowbridge.

[rwfromkansas]

Whatever you do is fine with me. It took me awhile to figure out how to get sidebars back etc., but I think it will work. My only problem is searching.....I never can find recent articles like I used to with the old format.