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Aliens Helped Him Win a Gold Medal
BBC
| 2/27/02
Posted on 02/27/2002 4:34:02 PM PST by dubyaweluvya
A triple gold medallist who was kicked out of the Winter Olympics for failing a drugs test claims he is being told what to do by aliens.
Cross-country skier Johann Muehlegg said the mysterious beings have had a profound effect on his life.
"I have seen them," he declared, before insisting he had not taken any drugs.
German-born Muehlegg, 31, defected to Spain in 1999 - apparently on the instructions of the aliens.
He said: "I was contacted and told what to do by people from the other side.
"You might think it's funny but it has paid off. I'm now an Olympic champion and the record books will show it."
Muehlegg, who failed a second dope test on Tuesday, has only been ordered to hand back one of his gold medals - for Saturday's 50km.
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To: aomagrat
Foolish aliens! Your interstellar propulsion is no match for our pharmaceuticals!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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02/27/2002 5:22:10 PM PST
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dighton
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To: dubyaweluvya
wait uh minute! I saw nothing about green men! Wonder what made him fess up? I want to hear also what other directives he has been given..This could be the beginning of somethin big!
To: MonroeDNA
now now, don't pretend you don't believe him too...
To: dubyaweluvya
Darn it! I tried to transmit my thoughts to Commander Xghrfkvyqp reporting that the German could not be trusted, that he would spill the meteorite fragments on us (an idiomatic expression that you wouldn't understand). Now what?! Oh well, as long as we still have a former president and the future president, now temporarily a senator following our orders, we're making some progress towards taking over these strange creatures.
To: Dog Gone
"Hello, I am the Admin Moderator."
To: OwenKellogg
LOL! Now we finally know what he looks like!
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02/27/2002 6:28:57 PM PST
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Dog Gone
To: dubyaweluvya
I guess he'll be a guest on the Art Bell, Coast to Coast, radio show in the near future.
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02/27/2002 6:32:38 PM PST
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Coleus
To: The_Reader_David
I always have the courtesy to log out other Freepers who leave their accounts open on public computers, and log in as myself. Please do the same. --the real The_Reader_David
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To: The_Reader_David
What do you mean, log off? hehe
To: dubyaweluvya
"I have seen them," he declared, before insisting he had not taken any drugs. Methinks he doth protest too much.
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03/01/2002 11:18:03 AM PST
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Sloth
To: aomagrat
All your gold medal are belong to us!
To: dubyaweluvya
My personal ET says this guy has a screw loose!
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