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Aliens Helped Him Win a Gold Medal
BBC
| 2/27/02
Posted on 02/27/2002 4:34:02 PM PST by dubyaweluvya
A triple gold medallist who was kicked out of the Winter Olympics for failing a drugs test claims he is being told what to do by aliens.
Cross-country skier Johann Muehlegg said the mysterious beings have had a profound effect on his life.
"I have seen them," he declared, before insisting he had not taken any drugs.
German-born Muehlegg, 31, defected to Spain in 1999 - apparently on the instructions of the aliens.
He said: "I was contacted and told what to do by people from the other side.
"You might think it's funny but it has paid off. I'm now an Olympic champion and the record books will show it."
Muehlegg, who failed a second dope test on Tuesday, has only been ordered to hand back one of his gold medals - for Saturday's 50km.
TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: cheesewatch; moosewatch; tinfoilhat
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To: dubyaweluvya
I thought the aliens only cared about ice dancing.
To: dubyaweluvya
That's what I told the man, but he still made me hand over the cheese.
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02/27/2002 4:36:12 PM PST
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jrherreid
To: dubyaweluvya
No wonder he failed the drug test!
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02/27/2002 4:36:52 PM PST
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xm177e2
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To: dubyaweluvya
Well....this oughta be a change of pace. I got the over and under for Moose from Space, at fifteen.
To: dubyaweluvya
So did they locate these aliens in Texas or Florida?
To: boston_liberty
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport
To: dubyaweluvya
"ET phone home."
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To: dubyaweluvya
.............kicked out of the Winter Olympics for failing a drugs test claims he is being told what to do by aliens. How could he be kicked out of the Olympics when it's obvious that he has stopped taking his medication.
To: xm177e2
I heard Area 51 is lovely place to visit this time of year.
To: dubyaweluvya
"When we clap, you ski..."
To: dubyaweluvya
German-born Muehlegg, 31, defected to Spain in 1999 - apparently on the instructions of the aliens. How does a German "defect" to Spain? It's not like there are machine gun towers blocking the way.
To: dubyaweluvya
And let me guess, those "aliens" ONLY showed up AFTER he started using drugs, right? lol
To: dubyaweluvya
It's part of a diabolical plot to steal all of the Earth's gold, silver, and bronze.
-PJ
To: dubyaweluvya
All your gold medals are belong...yeah, yeah, yeah.
To: xm177e2
LOL!
To: dubyaweluvya
This is your brain.
This is your brain on steroids.
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02/27/2002 4:44:55 PM PST
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Catspaw
To: thesharkboy
"I thought the aliens only cared about ice dancing."
You're too funny, LOL!
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