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1 posted on 02/27/2002 4:34:02 PM PST by dubyaweluvya
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I thought the aliens only cared about ice dancing.
2 posted on 02/27/2002 4:35:45 PM PST by thesharkboy
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That's what I told the man, but he still made me hand over the cheese.
3 posted on 02/27/2002 4:36:12 PM PST by jrherreid
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No wonder he failed the drug test!
4 posted on 02/27/2002 4:36:52 PM PST by xm177e2
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Well....this oughta be a change of pace. I got the over and under for Moose from Space, at fifteen.
6 posted on 02/27/2002 4:38:10 PM PST by Focault's Pendulum
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So did they locate these aliens in Texas or Florida?
7 posted on 02/27/2002 4:38:47 PM PST by RedBloodedAmerican
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"ET phone home."
9 posted on 02/27/2002 4:39:45 PM PST by b4its2late
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.............kicked out of the Winter Olympics for failing a drugs test claims he is being told what to do by aliens.

How could he be kicked out of the Olympics when it's obvious that he has stopped taking his medication.

11 posted on 02/27/2002 4:41:09 PM PST by DoctorMichael
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"When we clap, you ski..."


13 posted on 02/27/2002 4:41:22 PM PST by RedBloodedAmerican
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German-born Muehlegg, 31, defected to Spain in 1999 - apparently on the instructions of the aliens.

How does a German "defect" to Spain? It's not like there are machine gun towers blocking the way.

14 posted on 02/27/2002 4:42:17 PM PST by jalisco555
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And let me guess, those "aliens" ONLY showed up AFTER he started using drugs, right? lol
15 posted on 02/27/2002 4:42:47 PM PST by KineticKitty
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It's part of a diabolical plot to steal all of the Earth's gold, silver, and bronze.

-PJ

16 posted on 02/27/2002 4:43:33 PM PST by Political Junkie Too
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All your gold medals are belong...yeah, yeah, yeah.
17 posted on 02/27/2002 4:43:35 PM PST by constitutiongirl
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This is your brain.

This is your brain on steroids.

19 posted on 02/27/2002 4:44:55 PM PST by Catspaw
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Please have him ask the aliens what the winning numbers are for next Saturday's PowerBalltm ...
21 posted on 02/27/2002 4:46:12 PM PST by Bobby777
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Foolish Humans! Soon our clandestine operatives will have usurped all of your gold medals!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22 posted on 02/27/2002 4:48:44 PM PST by aomagrat
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"Hello, please defect to Spain."


23 posted on 02/27/2002 4:49:34 PM PST by Dog Gone
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hmmm.... let's see drugs and aliens drugs and aliens. I bet he'd stop seeing aliens when he stops taking magic mushrooms.
26 posted on 02/27/2002 4:59:15 PM PST by Dengar01
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"You might think it's funny but it has paid off. I'm now an Olympic champion and the record books will show it."

Sweet Jesus, this is wonderful! I might even believe him!

30 posted on 02/27/2002 5:01:41 PM PST by Merovingian
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has only been ordered to hand back one of his gold medals

As much fun as all the drug and alien jokes are, why would they take one back and not all if any?

If the only explination is that they are a bunch of corrupt leftist bureaucrats, never mind I already know.

32 posted on 02/27/2002 5:05:40 PM PST by StriperSniper
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Can you imagine sitting through dinner with this guy???

"And then THEY asked me to move to Spain. And then THEY asked me to change the music to my routine. And then THEY asked me to wear tighter performance pants".

This is the looniest toon yet!!!They're telling ME to really laugh hard at this guy! WOW! They're REAL!!!!!!!

33 posted on 02/27/2002 5:06:08 PM PST by bond7
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