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We Don't Pump Our Own Gas in New Jersey
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Posted on 01/25/2002 12:11:36 PM PST by LoneGreenEyeshade

New Jersey, Love It or Leave It---I left it but still love it.

You know you are from Noo Jersey if:

1. You've been seriously injured at Action Park.
2. You don't think of citrus when people mention "The Oranges"..
3. You know that it's called Great Adventure, not Six Flags. .
4. You've ordered a hard roll with butter for breakfast. .
5. You've known the way to Seaside Heights since you were seven. .
6. You've eaten at a diner at 3 a.m. .
7. You remember that the "Two Guys" were from Harrison. .
8. You know that the state isn't one big oil refinery. .
9. At last three people in your family still love Bruce Springsteen and you know what town Jon Bon Jovi is from. .
10. You know what a "jug handle" is. .
11. You know that a WaWa is a convenience store. .
12. You know that the state isn't all farmland. .
13. You know that there are no "beaches" in New Jersey - there's "The Shore", and you know that the road to the shore is "The Parkway", not the "Garden State Highway"..
14. You know that "Piney" isn't referring to a tree. .
15. Even your school cafeteria made good Italian subs. And you call it a "Sub" not a "submarine sandwich" or worse yet, a "hoagy" or a "hero"..
16. You remember the song from the Palisades Park commercials. .
17. You know how to properly negotiate a Circle. .
18. You knew that the last question had to do with driving. .
19. You know that this is the only "New..." state that doesn't require "New" to identify it (like, try...Mexico, ...York, ...Hampshire - doesn't work, does it?) .
20. You only go to New York City for day trips, and you only call it "The City"..
21. You know that a "White Castle" is the name of BOTH a fast food chain AND a fast food sandwich. .
22. You consider a corned beef sandwich with lettuce and mayo a sacrilege. .
23. In the 80's, you wore your hair REALLY high. .
24. You don't think "What exit" is very funny. .
25. You know that the first "strip shopping center" in the country is Route 22. .
26. You know that people from 609 area code are "a little different"..
27. You know that no respectable New Jerseyan goes to Princeton - that's for out-of-staters. .
28. The Jets-Giants game has started fights at your school or local bar. .
29. You live within 20 minutes of at least three different malls. .
30. You can see the Manhattan skyline from some part of your town. .
31. You refer to all highways and interstates by their numbers. .
32. Every year, you had a least one kid in your class named Tony. .
33. You know where every "clip" shown in the Sopranos opening credits is. .
34. You've gotten on the wrong highway trying to get out of the Willowbrook Mall. .
35. You've been to at least one mall in Paramus. .
36. You Know that people form North Jersey to go Seaside Heights, and people from South Jersey go to Wildwood. It can't be the other way around. .
37. You were not raised in New Jersey. You were raised in either North Jersey, Central Jersey or South Jersey. .
38. You don't consider Newark or Camden to actually be part of the state. .
39. You remember the stores Korvette's, Rickel's, Channel, Bamburger's and Orbach's. .
40. You've eaten a Boardwalk cheesteak with vinegar fries. .
41. You start planning for Memorial Day weekend in February. .
And finally... .
42. You've never pumped your own gas.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: gardenstate; gas; joke; newjersey; nj; noguns; pump; pumpinggas; sprint
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To: exit82
Sometimes you let your passenger fling 'em--from the right hand side of the car(easier to do when it was just a quarter

I actually got five nickels in from the passenger seat once. Of course it took about thirty tries. Lots of flashing lights and bells leading up to it.

101 posted on 01/25/2002 7:21:10 PM PST by Focault's Pendulum
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To: LoneGreenEyeshade
I recently traveled across country and did not know how to open the gas cap!!!! Seriously!!!! Felt like a fool.

Who is the fool really, those of us that get out of the car to pump gas, or those of us that have people do it for them?

102 posted on 01/25/2002 7:26:15 PM PST by RepubMommy
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To: js1138
Does turning right in order to turn left count?

See number 10...jug handles. I'm from South Jersey, now proud and grateful to be a Virginian. My ancestors came to VA in 1621...so I feel I'm where I belong. I always considered Jersey a great place to be... from.

103 posted on 01/25/2002 7:26:43 PM PST by pgkdan
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To: pgkdan
and BTW...nobody I knew ever went to Wildwood! We always preferreed Sea Isle City or Ocean City...even Strathmere, but Wildwood was crummy.
104 posted on 01/25/2002 7:28:11 PM PST by pgkdan
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To: RepubMommy
Heh Heh, now you've got me! Was it on Allwood Road? It has been a while...! The HEARTH is still a great place! Used to go to the Red Chimney, too.

Best Regards, Julyman16

105 posted on 01/25/2002 7:41:17 PM PST by Julyman16
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To: Incorrigible
I had always heard that we "Bennies" where so named because of the large denomination bills we carried down the shore with us. "Bennie" Franklin as it were.
106 posted on 01/25/2002 7:46:48 PM PST by Hoboken
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To: Focault's Pendulum
That,my friend, is a true accomplishment!

I love when people stop at the basket, throw in the toll, and then WAIT for the green light! Arrghh! I yell out"What are you waiting for? A prize?"

Hey, it makes me feel better.

107 posted on 01/25/2002 7:58:46 PM PST by exit82
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To: Cagey
"MONEY TALKS, NOBODY WALKS AT DENNISONS!"

that was their commercial on WABC.

Cousin Brucie is on CBS FM on Saturday doing the same stuff. So is Dan Ingram, and Harry Harrison. The great thing about New Jersey, is that old radio personalities never go away. Listening to CBS fM is like listening to ABC in it's prime!

Bill from Nutley

108 posted on 01/25/2002 8:01:14 PM PST by njmaugbill
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To: RepubMommy
THAT WAS YOU, REPUBMOMMY?!?

Just kidding, I've been known to wait 15-20 seconds before honking.
As per my Freepname, it was a nickname I was given while I was a Marine. It's the only nickname I ever had and I love the City of Hoboken, so I kept the name.

109 posted on 01/25/2002 8:04:12 PM PST by Hoboken
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To: Julyman16
The White Castle was in VERONA, not Cedar Grove, on the corner of Bloomfield Avenue and Route 23(Pompton Avenue)next to the REAL Claremont Diner! I am sad to report that the WC has been replaced by an Acura dealership. The HORROR of it all!

If you remember that particular White Castle, then you remember the guy who we called Popeye, because he looked like a live Popeye. big forearms, and that ugly mug.

bill

110 posted on 01/25/2002 8:04:13 PM PST by njmaugbill
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To: RepubMommy
On business trips out of state where I would have to rent a car, I used to dread having to pump my own gas. It seemed every state had a different way of doing it--some you pay first, others you pay after. Then, operating the gas pump. So, I used to practice here at a local station.

Now, with the easy to use credit card pay at the pump, most of the hassle is gone. It's fun now.

What is strange is that even with having someone pumping your gas in Jersey, gas is cheaper than almost anywhere else.

111 posted on 01/25/2002 8:04:37 PM PST by exit82
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To: agitator
"...cruising Eagle Rock Reservation or Brookdale Park when people had *real* muscle cars..."

Are you still in NJ? Have you seen the restaurant that has replaced that ugly graffiti, concession structure up there?

112 posted on 01/25/2002 8:13:34 PM PST by Exit148
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To: LoneGreenEyeshade
. You've been seriously injured at Action Park.

The locals call it trAction Park. :-)

113 posted on 01/25/2002 8:19:23 PM PST by DJ MacWoW
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To: Exit148
I moved out in 1985. My folks just retired and left. My sister and niece still live there. I used to skateboard down "Snake Hill" - the access road that went down the hill into theClair. I actually preferred it before the restaurant, at least the non-yuppie could park up there. After the restaurant went in, they blocked all the usual parking spots and the park became another one of those "managed" deals with some cop wandering around telling you to "keep moving." I was skateboarding up there the night of the '77 blackout in NYC. Pretty wierd sight with no lights.....
114 posted on 01/25/2002 8:24:00 PM PST by agitator
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To: exit82
Ahhh, I could go for a couple of Rutt's "rippers" right about now. Chili's not too bad, either.

My late father-in-law's favorite greasy spoon. (Possibly some connection.)

115 posted on 01/25/2002 8:30:12 PM PST by lambo
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To: Incorrigible
Don't' forget derogitory shore resident term "Bennies"

Haven't heard that one in a long time!

116 posted on 01/25/2002 8:39:44 PM PST by Atticus
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To: Julyman16
I am sad to report that the WC has been replaced by an Acura dealership. The HORROR of it all!

There's also a Ray's Pizza there now. Or is it Famous Ray's Pizza? or Ray's Famous Pizza? or Original Famous Ray's Pizza?

117 posted on 01/25/2002 8:45:22 PM PST by Atticus
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To: exit82
Exit 144 (South Orange Ave in the Vailsburg section of Newark) had a toll booth, but it was never attended. If you did not have exact change, you were supposed to take a little envelope and mail a quarter to the state. The envelopes were NOT postage-paid. I wonder if anyone ever sent their quarters in? And if so, how many of those quarters made it into the state treasury, as opposed to someone's pocket?
118 posted on 01/25/2002 8:54:08 PM PST by Atticus
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To: Atticus
Oh that brought back a memory! In '75, I came across the entry from Rt. 3 East to Parkway North. The toll was 10 cents. Found out I had no money, and it was an unattended booth. So I took an envelope. Mailed in the dime. Cost me 20 cents for the stamp. What the heck was I thinking?
119 posted on 01/25/2002 9:10:38 PM PST by exit82
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To: Atticus
Famous Ray's...was built in what used to be White Castle's upper parking lot, a while before the White Castle closed.

Best Regards, Julyman16

120 posted on 01/25/2002 10:18:43 PM PST by Julyman16
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