[Senator Pardek]

Check out the rest of the awards - some good stuff there.

[oldvike]

What?!?!!? No Katie Colonic quotes? She'd be good for at least a few nominations.

[eureka!]

Putting aside liberal bias, it is amazing how stupid some of them sound...

[Stentor]

Julie Chen

Put the TV on mute when she's on. It heightens the esthetic experience.

[rockfish59]

remember in 'superman' when they put the 3 criminals in the disc and shot them out into space?
i wish i had the power to do that to these blithering idiots!

[Saundra Duffy]

PING!

[Tacis]

Every year, the same thing. It is grossly unfair to let Gumbel continue to compete. He is, by such a fantastic margin, the moron's moron that granting him this award is just, well, unfair. Although, it does help the awards panle's affirmative action numbers. Gumbel wouldn't last 5 minutes on the show if he were white and he never would have had the opportunity to display the mental capabilities that make him, year in and year out, a top contender for this award.

[waxhaw]

And some of these bolsheviks really and truly believe that they're not biased... "there are none so blind as those who cannot see."

[dead]

"So, I’m getting less chips, paying the same amount of money. Is that legal for them to do this?"
– CBS’s Julie Chen

They’re all great, but this one was my favorite.

“There oughta be a law!” What a friggin’ dingbat.

[BibChr]

All right. I'm mad all over again. Fatuous, vapid pigs.

Dan

[steve-b]

Have you ever – it just occurred to me – have you ever, in the first hundred days, consulted or called former President Clinton?

"Hello, Bill. It's me, George. About this stain under my desk... can I just have somebody scrub it up, or should I not let anybody touch it without a bio suit?"

[Howlin]

"People send me e-mails full of dopey attacks – ‘I bet you’ve never written anything positive about a Republican in your whole life’ – obviously never having read any of the columns I wrote praising John McCain during the campaign."
– Newsweek’s Jonathan Alter, quoted by Washington Post media writer Howard Kurtz, June 4. [25]

*Snort*

[gcruse]

          "Liberals are going to miss him, he was so wonderfully odious. Remember that old Time magazine
           that had him on the cover with the dark shadows under the eyes and he’s this dark and menacing
           figure? And it was very comforting to the East Coast media establishment to know that there was an
           evil guy out there that you could really fear."

           As I was reading this, I remembered the ominous magazine
           covers of  OJ Simpson before the trial.  What a ludicrous leap
           it is to apply this to....

           – Newsweek’s Evan Thomas discussing Senator Jesse Helms’s retirement, August 25 Inside
           Washington. [27]

[HighWheeler]

bump

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

Gee, I can't imagine why the liberal press is continually losing credibility and ratings.

[white rose]

Bill Maher, host of ABC’s Politically Incorrect: "I do think, if it turns out that this beautiful young girl is gone, I think, and he [Condit] is responsible in some way, you have to look to Ken Starr for a little bit of guilt."
Larry King: "Why?"
Maher: "Because, you know, Ken Starr made it so that you, in the old days, you had an affair with somebody, and you know, okay, you had an affair. The press didn’t report it. They didn’t make a political criminal case of it. Now, it’s almost like you have to get rid of them."

I'm sorry, but nobody, I mean nobody can top this one. "Hey, the guy has a reputation to protect! What else could he do except kill the girl! And it's all the Republican's fault!"

Is this guy's lousy show still on the air, or has it been cancelled on the grounds that it's a biohazard?

[Roy Tucker]

Thanks, that got the juices flowing again. Just when I was basking in all this American unity post-9/11. "Let's roll" over them.

[ppaul]

BTTT