What?!?!!? No Katie Colonic quotes? She'd be good for at least a few nominations.
There is some hilarious stuff in their! I watched the awards on CSPAN last year and it was a hoot! Cal Thomas got up and addressed the crowd as "first amendment threatening bible beaters" since he figured "thats the way your accustomed to being addressed in the media".
Read around some of the other pages, such as the "denigrating Ashcroft award" for the Salem witch trials that occurred in the spring.