Good Morning Morons Award

Meda Research Center ^ | Dec 18 2001

[Senator Pardek]

Check out the rest of the awards - some good stuff there.

[oldvike]

What?!?!!? No Katie Colonic quotes? She'd be good for at least a few nominations.

[eureka!]

Putting aside liberal bias, it is amazing how stupid some of them sound...

[Stentor]

Julie Chen

Put the TV on mute when she's on. It heightens the esthetic experience.

[rockfish59]

remember in 'superman' when they put the 3 criminals in the disc and shot them out into space?
i wish i had the power to do that to these blithering idiots!

[Saundra Duffy]

PING!

[KC_Conspirator]

There is some hilarious stuff in their! I watched the awards on CSPAN last year and it was a hoot! Cal Thomas got up and addressed the crowd as "first amendment threatening bible beaters" since he figured "thats the way your accustomed to being addressed in the media".

Read around some of the other pages, such as the "denigrating Ashcroft award" for the Salem witch trials that occurred in the spring.

[Tacis]

Every year, the same thing. It is grossly unfair to let Gumbel continue to compete. He is, by such a fantastic margin, the moron's moron that granting him this award is just, well, unfair. Although, it does help the awards panle's affirmative action numbers. Gumbel wouldn't last 5 minutes on the show if he were white and he never would have had the opportunity to display the mental capabilities that make him, year in and year out, a top contender for this award.

[waxhaw]

And some of these bolsheviks really and truly believe that they're not biased... "there are none so blind as those who cannot see."

[dead]

"So, I’m getting less chips, paying the same amount of money. Is that legal for them to do this?"
– CBS’s Julie Chen

They’re all great, but this one was my favorite.

“There oughta be a law!” What a friggin’ dingbat.

[Freemyland]

Is that the woman who does the stupid Big Brother show?

[BibChr]

All right. I'm mad all over again. Fatuous, vapid pigs.

Dan

[dead]

I think they're cute.

[dead]

I don't know. I've somehow managed to avoid Big Brother completely. I don't even think I've ever seen a commercial for it.

[steve-b]

Have you ever – it just occurred to me – have you ever, in the first hundred days, consulted or called former President Clinton?

"Hello, Bill. It's me, George. About this stain under my desk... can I just have somebody scrub it up, or should I not let anybody touch it without a bio suit?"

[Howlin]

"People send me e-mails full of dopey attacks – ‘I bet you’ve never written anything positive about a Republican in your whole life’ – obviously never having read any of the columns I wrote praising John McCain during the campaign."
– Newsweek’s Jonathan Alter, quoted by Washington Post media writer Howard Kurtz, June 4. [25]

*Snort*

[dead]

Hilarious! I missed that one.

I'll bet he's had nice things to say about Arlen Spector as well.

[Howlin]

On 20/20 one of their reporterettes asked Bush if he ever thought about Clinton.

He looked at her with a HUGE grin on his face and said, "Why would I?"

[Senator Pardek]

"So, I’m getting less chips, paying the same amount of money. Is that legal for them to do this?"

An absolute classic. The proper sarcastic retort should have been "No - a 1.25 oz. bag of chips you bought as a kid in the 80's has been set at 50 cents by Congress since 1931."

[UCANSEE2]

My response to all of the previous fantastic information ...

Stupidity is FREE. That is why so many people have so much of it ! ! ! !