BUY ME AS YOUR WIFE FOR A QUARTER MILLION POUNDS-24 Yr. old Blonde auctions Herself as Wife On Net

UK Morning Sun and Ananova.com ^ | Saturday December 15, 2001 | What Tomorrow's Papers Say Column

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Ananova

What the Papers Say-The Sun

BUY ME AS YOUR WIFE FOR 1/4 MILLION POUNDS

A pretty 24 year old blonde is auctioning herself off as a wife on the internet.

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How about we Freepers take up a collection?

[Tribune7]

"The leetle one. How much for the leetle one."
---Joliet Jake Blues, 1980

[_Jim]

24 million pounds is pretty big!

24 million pounds is HUGE! (Now, literalists, we are talking WEIGHT here)

... and I thought 'two-ton Tessy' (from grade school days) was big!

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How much is she asking U.S.?

I just did some modeling. I made pretty good money (without putting-out.)

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Of course, go to any trailer park in America, and you'll find a better looking broad

Thats right, Klinton dragged a couple of $20's through a trailer park and came up with Paula Jones!

Of course it only took him a ten spot to hook Hillary.

[LiberalBassTurds]

I'll bid 250K counterit pounds for this fake blonde.

[Tribune7]

Especially if that doesn't include shipping

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Hi-ya cutie!

This one is funny.

[pbmaltzman]

Hey, guys, she looks like a "bottle blonde." Do you care if the hair color is natural or not, or is someone's hair color really that magical? Look at the roots in the close-up picture. They look pretty dark to me. Also, she has fairly dark eyes and brows. I don't think she's a natural blonde! Hehe. I'd check out more than the hair color if I were you. I like red-haired guys, but I would hope there's more to them than just their hair color!

[_Jim]

I should say, I dated this one gal whose previous ex (husband #1) ended up dying with HIS ex in a gun battle (they shot each other) ... her EX (husband #2) had spent time in the Kalifornia prison system (I suspect drug charges, but, never confirmed that) and THEN I found out about the abuse when she was little (I *won't* go into details) ... then there was the component of alcoholism (I had NEVER met a high-functioning alcoholic before) nor anyong with alcoholism in their family (parents) HOO BOY! She was 6' 1" blue-eyed Nordic-ancestry blonde ...

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I don't care as long as the roots aren't showing so bad it is obvious.

[_Jim]

Hey good-lookin!

Yeah, I've had a blast ...

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This gal may not even be promising to put out-I am looking at that required prenup if I win the bid..

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Probably legs for miles.. I know the type

[_Jim]

... and she tanned well too ...

[Doc On The Bay]

I sincerely hope that this (apparently) attractive young Lady avoids the Many Islamic Predators who apparently enjoy "impregnating" "Western" Ladies & subsequently Stealing their Babies! (a recent "M/O" for numerous "Followars of Islam!")

One Recently Popular interpretation of "Islam" seems to reward utterly "Incivil" behavior by "Islamic Males" toward females!

There SEEMS to be a "Breakdown" in "Islamic Civil Law!"

Perhaps "Islam" itself is "Flawed!" Doc

[_Jim]

One Recently Popular interpretation of "Islam" seems to reward utterly "Incivil" behavior by "Islamic Males" toward females!

That would explain 'the burka' (sp?) ...

[_Jim]

just did some modeling.

Ski-wear?

[_Jim]

This gal may not even be promising to put out

Thursdays - before 7:30 AM.

Except on holidays or weeks where the holiday is before Thursday in which case it will be Friday before 7:30 AM.

We were talking putting out the garbage - weren't we?