BUY ME AS YOUR WIFE FOR A QUARTER MILLION POUNDS-24 Yr. old Blonde auctions Herself as Wife On Net

UK Morning Sun and Ananova.com ^ | Saturday December 15, 2001 | What Tomorrow's Papers Say Column

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Ananova

What the Papers Say-The Sun

BUY ME AS YOUR WIFE FOR 1/4 MILLION POUNDS

A pretty 24 year old blonde is auctioning herself off as a wife on the internet.

[_Jim]

How about a rental from Hertz or Avis?

A 'rental' - driven hard and put away wet!

[Sabertooth]

Heck, I am a pretty 35 year old brunette, and wouldn't go any lower than 20 million to sell myself

Any pics of the merchandise?

[Don Myers]

Gosh, hookers are getting a little more expensive these days. Recession is heck.

[JSteff]

Are you speaking from experience Jim?

[AmericanGurl]

Jim, Jim, Jim. Your stereotyping often tonight. What has YOUR experience been with the AmericanFemale?

[_Jim]

better make sure she is a 'real' blonde before you jump in--

I got lectured somewhat subtly by AmericanGurl simply by being mono-minded about concentrating on blondes to the exclusion of Brunettes, so, if she's *really* a bottle blonde it will be, in part (or in whole!) due to my own blinded indulgence of my will!

[_Jim]

What has YOUR experience been with the AmericanFemale?

I have dated some BEAUTIES, but Oh! what warped MINDS they had!

[_Jim]

The REAL secret is developing a sense of humor that gets you through the rough parts, allows you depart on somewhat 'good terms' so they don't have this undying urge to 'come hunt ya down' later ...

[nopardons]

An English size 10, is an American size 8 or 6, depending on the label.

You guys may thin that you sound funny, but all you sound like , are a bunch of 7th graders, trying to be " men " ; or Al Bundy. : - )

The English girl is no catch either, but for doing this, NOT because of the way she looks.

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That is true most of the time, the more 'beautiful' they are in the conventional sense the wackier they seem to be.. (although there are exceptions to the rules)

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And the sense of humour aspect of leaving on good terms always opens the doors up later for 'getting friendly' again ...and again

[_Jim]

You guys may thin[k] that you sound funny, but all you sound like , are a bunch of 7th graders, trying to be " men " ; or Al Bundy. : - )

I'll admit it. I am here -here and now- for the purely entertainment and humor aspect with absolutely *no* thought about being serious!

... and I've *thoroughly* enjoyed it ...

[AmericanGurl]

I didn't mean to 'spank' you. I was truly just kidding with you.

[_Jim]

And the sense of humour aspect of leaving on good terms always opens the doors up later for 'getting friendly' again ...and again

Yup. Very true ...

[AmericanGurl]

Whew! I'm glad you said that. Me too! Maybe I need to get out more? Go blonde?

[karebare]

24 million pounds is pretty big!

It seems like 5'10" 165 pounds would be alot more fun!

[umbra]

Definitely go blonde, seems like 55-60% of all ladies have at least some highlights..

[umbra]

10 million pounds is what 6 million plus U.S. after signing a prenup?

Maybe I should put myslef up for auction..how bad could a gals company be?

[_Jim]

*Sometimes* the reins need to be 'gently' pulled in, and, when effective, shows breeding on *both* party's parts!

[AmericanGurl]

Blonde would do absolutely nothing for me, Greek with olive skin. *shudder*