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BUY ME AS YOUR WIFE FOR A QUARTER MILLION POUNDS-24 Yr. old Blonde auctions Herself as Wife On Net
UK Morning Sun and Ananova.com ^ | Saturday December 15, 2001 | What Tomorrow's Papers Say Column

Posted on 12/14/2001 5:56:12 PM PST by umbra

Ananova

What the Papers Say-The Sun

BUY ME AS YOUR WIFE FOR 1/4 MILLION POUNDS

A pretty 24 year old blonde is auctioning herself off as a wife on the internet.


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To: GeoPie
The exchange rate is really in the toilet since the Euro came in.
101 posted on 12/14/2001 6:55:45 PM PST by umbra
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To: Dan from Michigan
No way.

Context my friend, context. She's competing against other British women. She's about as good as it gets in England. Of course, go to any trailer park in America, and you'll find a better looking broad.

102 posted on 12/14/2001 6:56:00 PM PST by ambrose
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To: dighton
Bottle blonde. Must have greater inner beauty.
103 posted on 12/14/2001 6:56:26 PM PST by Osinski
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To: Osinski
Bottle blonde.

I've dated a few of those ... Oh - you weren't talking about beer were you ...

104 posted on 12/14/2001 7:01:54 PM PST by _Jim
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To: Age of Reason
As the old proverb goes 'To Men love is sex, to women love is money (or an adequate amount of it-goes back to some innate hunter-gatherer instinct embedded in the psyche
105 posted on 12/14/2001 7:02:54 PM PST by umbra
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To: ambrose
go to any trailer park in America, and you'll find a better looking broad.

BUT - will you be able to stand the way shen talks for more than five minutes?

106 posted on 12/14/2001 7:03:35 PM PST by _Jim
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To: _Jim
The carpeting doesn't match the roof?
107 posted on 12/14/2001 7:03:38 PM PST by umbra
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To: _Jim
... the way she talks ...
108 posted on 12/14/2001 7:04:36 PM PST by _Jim
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To: umbra
Ugh! Men! LOL
109 posted on 12/14/2001 7:05:14 PM PST by AmericanGurl
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To: umbra
... owing to the rising smoke from all the cigarette smokers ... (was that roof or ceiling?)
110 posted on 12/14/2001 7:06:27 PM PST by _Jim
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To: AmericanGurl
What's your experience been with the AmericanMale AmericanGurl?
111 posted on 12/14/2001 7:10:10 PM PST by _Jim
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To: _Jim
Are you asking me a direct maritial status question or are you interested in hearing about the burping/farting/scratching aspects of American Males?
112 posted on 12/14/2001 7:13:23 PM PST by AmericanGurl
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To: _Jim
Party's over!

eBay item http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1677522450 has been withdrawn though the numbers on either side, 499 and 501 are still valid.
113 posted on 12/14/2001 7:15:10 PM PST by yazd
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To: AmericanGurl
I'm mainly interested in the entertainment aspect of your 'experience' ... everything else is secondary!
114 posted on 12/14/2001 7:16:41 PM PST by _Jim
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To: AmericanGurl
the burping/farting/scratching aspects of American Males?

That's the part to save for the buddies who can so much better appreciate it than the wives.

115 posted on 12/14/2001 7:17:12 PM PST by Osinski
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To: GeoPie
Kay, a trim Size 10, says she has been too busy running her company, which designs web pages, to find a husband.
116 posted on 12/14/2001 7:17:54 PM PST by MississippiMan
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To: yazd
Dang!

I could have maxed out my Platinum card, my Visa Gold my ...

117 posted on 12/14/2001 7:18:12 PM PST by _Jim
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To: _Jim
Well, fortunately, I was able to snag myself a gentle and wise man early on so my experiences are very limited.
118 posted on 12/14/2001 7:20:45 PM PST by AmericanGurl
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To: texson66
On the plus side, it won't age or get fatter.

Can it cook?

119 posted on 12/14/2001 7:21:01 PM PST by Age of Reason
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To: _Jim
With American Express your wife could all paid for in 48 hours!
120 posted on 12/14/2001 7:24:33 PM PST by umbra
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