BUY ME AS YOUR WIFE FOR A QUARTER MILLION POUNDS-24 Yr. old Blonde auctions Herself as Wife On Net

UK Morning Sun and Ananova.com ^ | Saturday December 15, 2001 | What Tomorrow's Papers Say Column

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Ananova

What the Papers Say-The Sun

BUY ME AS YOUR WIFE FOR 1/4 MILLION POUNDS

A pretty 24 year old blonde is auctioning herself off as a wife on the internet.

[AmericanGurl]

YIKES! That picture is one I messed with of a friend who is a conservative republican. She really don't look like that, I purposely made her ugly and a demmy. She is the opposite. I (ahem) "enhanced" her bosoms.

[_Jim]

What the heck is she sitting in?

Looks like a section of pipe or an air duct ...

(You SURELY didn't do her any favors with that pix!)

[cactmh]

You can't really see much though. I think I'd keep the money and portion it out in smaller increments, if you get the drift...

No kidding. I'd pay her only after a "test drive".

[AmericanGurl]

It's the end of a sliding board.

Wait until she sees this thread, I'm dead.

[_Jim]

From the article:

She told Ananova: "One of the few things I haven't yet done in my life is get married. With the high reserve price, I expect the people who'll be bidding will be from the business world."

The money would be put into her personal account and she says she'd want to sign a pre-nuptial agreement before going through with the marriage.

O-kay ...

A veritable Darva Conger.

[phillibuck]

(You SURELY didn't do her any favors with that pix!)

What? Are you forgetting about the bosom enhancement?

(sorry, my baser instincts took over and I couldn't resist)

[_Jim]

Wait until she sees this thread, I'm dead.

LOL!

[cactmh]

Damn, the second picture may seal the deal! :)

[texson66]

BUY ME AS YOUR WIFE FOR 1/4 MILLION POUNDS

No thanks.

I think I'll wait a few more years until they invent robot wives.

They'll probably be cheaper, prettier, and I could unplug them whenever I want to go bowling with the guys

Well, she might look like this:

"From the Stepford Wives"

[coloradan]

Good point!!

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At least she won't stop EBAY from stepping on her dreams and is planning to auction herself off to other internet sites .

Did this gal and American Taliban Johnnie Walker Red come from the same side of the family tree?

[imperator2]

The going rate for a pretty 24 year old blonde in NYC is:
A dime a dozen! A little bit of coke will get you a dozen supermodels a night.

[_Jim]

What? Are you forgetting about the bosom enhancement?

Yeah, but these look like balloons.

[Governor StrangeReno]

of course after the 250,000 pound marriage comes the 2 million pound divorce.

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All you have to do is put on a firemans jersey to score in the bars in NYC for a little 'terror sex.'

[NoControllingLegalAuthority]

I believe selling yourself is either slavery or prostitution but, hey, women have done this for a long time. Some are just a little more subtle (ie. jewelry, mansions, cars, clothes, credit cards)

[Governor StrangeReno]

Yes I've definately dated THAT one

[_Jim]

hey'll probably be cheaper, prettier, and I could unplug them whenever I want to go bowling with the guys

I SURE hope thay come with On/OFF switches ...

Uhhh .. how will these robots work 'conjugally'?

[umbra]

This woman is a 'marketing manager' not Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. (sarcasm button on)

At least Tereasa from Nashville seems like a sweet person and doesn't want money, she just needs a baby big time!