BUY ME AS YOUR WIFE FOR A QUARTER MILLION POUNDS-24 Yr. old Blonde auctions Herself as Wife On Net

UK Morning Sun and Ananova.com ^ | Saturday December 15, 2001 | What Tomorrow's Papers Say Column

[_Jim]

Weeeel - you should count yourself lucky! (As, I suppose you, do (no 'pun' intended(expressed (or implied)))!)

[_Jim]

With American Express your wife could all paid for in 48 hours!

Or a HOLD placed on the card! (Internet shopping takes on a WHOLE new aspect!)

LOL!

[katze]

Should cause wonder why she has to advertise for a mate. ;-)

[AmericanGurl]

Lucky *AND* worth it *snicker*

G'night!

[_Jim]

This has been way *too much* fun ... g'nite.

[Peter Libra]

Not at all bad really. Looks like a "sweet old fashioned girl"- still, probably she cannot sing like Teresa Brewer. Man,what a voice, possibly most Freepers will not remember Teresa, but then I digress. Big problem for anyone that knows England. Could one get a discount if her accent rings a little harsh- sort of like a Deidre,if anyone knows what I mean- what is the question? Is there a discount, if she says Yow cum frum Brum?.

[katze]

LOL!!!

[Arkinsaw]

There are websites where you can pick up pretty Russian girls for $10 and an airplane ticket.

Asian girls are available for a green card.

[DonQ]

Can we handle this like buying a new car, where I get an offset by trading in my old model?? Please??

[umbra]

I know I couln't get 125,000 dollars for my 'trade in.'

[stlrocket]

Here's what she looks like up close!

A CLASS LADY!

You better have a really good Dental Plan!

[Rome2000]

Of course, go to any trailer park in America, and you'll find a better looking broad

Thats right, Klinton dragged drag a couple of $20's through a trailer park and came up with Paula Jones!

[cmotormac44]

better make sure she is a 'real' blonde before you jump in--

[_Jim]

There are websites where you can pick up pretty Russian girls for $10 and an airplane ticket.

... and then they come to America ... htey learn American ways and pick up American habits ... pretty soon they've picked up the American women's spending habits as well and start noticing all the "greener grass" just over the neighbor's fence ... and pretty soon she's 'grazing' on that greener grass!

[_Jim]

Can we handle this like buying a new car

The used market is kinda soft right now - what with Zero down and Zero percent interest plans in effect right now ...

Maybe you can donate to charity for a tax deduction?

[Lurker]

OK, that was funny.

L

[umbra]

Is that lady a vampire?

[umbra]

How about a rental from Hertz or Avis?

[FreeReign]

the burping/farting/scratching aspects of American Males? That's the part to save for the buddies who can so much better appreciate it than the wives.

Hey O, my better half just went to sleep. Try this one on for size -- *belch*.

[_Jim]

Is that lady a vampire?

I have a feeling she isn't, but, I'll bet she could still suck the life right out of ya (as MANY women are capable of doing!) ...