[Shenandoah]

"All in all, I'd rather be in Peoria."

[mlocher]

what will ubl's last words be?

shaking a finger in the air, he will say, "i did not have sex with that girl m...."

[Spruce]

I want my Mommy!

[Caipirabob]

"Wait! I didn't order a pizza...*BOOM*

[Centaur]

Taliban fighter: "Oooops"

Osama: "What do you mean oooops? I know what I mean when I say oooops. What do you mean?"


(with apologies to Bill Cosby for the borrowed material)

[jabonz]

He will cry for his mommy as he thinks of Hitler and Hirohito, Noriega and Saddam and all the other louses that dare tread on the coiled rattlesnake called freedom.

[outabounds]

"What was that?"

[Dan Day]

What will Osama Bin Laden's last words be?

"A Candygram? For me?"

[glasseye]

doh..!

[mystery-ak]

Ahhhhhh Sh$t!...

[mystery-ak]

or....Omar made me do it!

[PBRSTREETGANG]

With any luck just screams of pain.

[World'sGoneInsane]

Uncle!!!...(Sam)

[VA Advogado]

"Is this Al-Qaïda Country? (applause)..... And although we all do what needs to be done for the next 2 to 12 weeks, and we elect Omar as our Mullah, and you re-elect (pauses to catch his breath) old Osama in the Tora Bora, we're going to . . . the most enna ulla letta lubba sunnove eva...."

[Lazamataz]

What will Osama Bin Laden's last words be?

Osama Bin Laden: "Everyone does it. It will cut Medicare. It's the economy, stupid. We should all just take a deep breath. There is no controlling legal authority. I don't recall. Republicans are being partisan. It's my private life. Anyways, the stock market is doing well. It's a risky tax scheme. We should just put this past us. It will blow a hole in the budget. Ken Starr is an out-of-control prosecutor. I was on hold for nine minutes; I never talked to anyone. America is too sophisticated for that. We have forgiven him. This is the ninties, anyways. You are being mean-spirited. Republicans do it too! It's all part of a Vast Right Wing Conspiracy. I lied to my diary. Four years and Forty Million Dollars! I don't have a specific recollection. We're going to WAR, Larry! WAR! There is no credible evidence of any illegal activity by any covered person. Can't we just move on? He was traumatized as a child. But that's not what's important here. There are Islam Haters who will stop at nothing. There's no evidence of that. You're just overreacting. Maybe the Secret Service Log was wrong and I wasn't really at the White House the whole time. So what? It's the Dow Jones, not Paula Jones. It’s all about SEX, SEX, SEX! I can think of worse things. I mean, look at the "economy". You don't want to mess with that do you? Senator, there is no one who would have rather found that note than me. Give me a break, guys. It’s for the CHILDREN. I have run the most ethical administration in our nations history."

[KSCITYBOY]

My guess would be "Oh sh*t" as he looks out from his cave entrance and sees a fuel-air bomb about 15 feet from hitting the ground.

[kezekiel]

I hope he survives the war so we can shave him head to toe, dress him up in an orange jumper, and let him rot in a solitary confinement hole until he dies a ripe old age. Pipe the Lifetime Channel into his cell 24/7, prop his eyelids open, and let him die watching a rerun of the Golden Girls that he's seen 38 times.

[blackdog]

"Will Geraldo get to look in my vault?"

[Michael_S]

The real question is not WHAT OBL's last words will be, but WHEN.

I say the sooner the better.

[wasp69]

Do you hear a plane?