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Signs You're Eating in the Al Gore Family Restaurant
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Posted on 11/30/2001 7:49:17 AM PST by FanofW
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To: FanofW
All the iced tea you can drink
Buddhist shrine in corner
Waiters/waitresses wear saffron robes
When you are talking to a table-mate, Al walks over to you and smiles meanacingly
While you order, Al sighs after every item.
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posted on
11/30/2001 8:09:52 AM PST
by
Andyman
To: FanofW
To: anniegetyourgun
The toilets always back up because they are the low capacity type, which is why Slow Loserman is the janitor.
To: FanofW
The waitress offers to bring sandwiches out to the African - American help waiting in your car.
To: FanofW
After asking "Would you like some dessert?" the waitress asks you "What about Dingell-Norwood?"
To: FanofW
I hope the rest-rooms aren't in as bad a shape as the one in that little house on Algor's farm where that unfortunate tenant family lived!
It was awful. I wonder whatever happened to that family. Last I heard, they were rescued by Republicans and moved to a better home!
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To: FanofW
Sign on wall:
We invented the hamburger
To: Andyman
THAT's very funny!
How about...
By the time the waiter finishing reading your order back to you, you're ready to eat a table leg.
?
Dan
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posted on
11/30/2001 8:24:22 AM PST
by
BibChr
To: FanofW
All you wanted was to enjoy your own piece of the pie, but you are only served more Democratic red meat.
To: jwfiv
lmao
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posted on
11/30/2001 8:25:15 AM PST
by
Serb5150
To: FanofW
The sign outside says, "Home of the Whoppers".
To: FanofW; Darth Reagan
I am still waiting for evidence that Algore actually owns and operates a family restaurant!
FederalReview.com has called this "Another Algore Whopper" and asked that visitors to their site who have evidence that Algore was not lying to send it to them.
Have any brave souls ventured over to DU to see what those wackjobs have to say about Algore's restaurant claim?
To: FanofW
The restaurant reviews all carefully mention that the proprietor served a tour of duty as a busboy.
To: FanofW
The wait-staff have no tolerance for snippy customers.
To: FanofW
Did you check the sales tax calculation on your bill?
To: FanofW
Phone-in orders by military personnel are automatically rejected.
To: FanofW
The sign outside says, "Billions and Billions Unaccounted For."
To: FanofW
Your ice cream sundae is sprinked with chads instead of sugar sprinkles
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posted on
11/30/2001 8:33:14 AM PST
by
Lucky2
To: FanofW
All busboy uniforms by Naiomi Wolfe
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posted on
11/30/2001 8:34:52 AM PST
by
aShepard
To: FanofW
Expected tip rate for the Chinese waiters is 5000%.
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