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Looks like things are back to normal...
1 posted on 11/26/2001 5:41:46 AM PST by chance33_98
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Reminds me of that old video by .38 Special. Back where you belong. The band running through the meat plant.
2 posted on 11/26/2001 5:45:22 AM PST by NC Conservative
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3 posted on 11/26/2001 5:46:30 AM PST by OWK
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I can hear the calls for more gun control already.
4 posted on 11/26/2001 5:47:13 AM PST by michaelje
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"Employees were evacuated from the building and herded outside into a parking lot, but they were not allowed to leave in their cars."

Oh jeez...what a stupid line!!! "Herded"? I know they work at a beef plant, but really...

So everything is ok now?

5 posted on 11/26/2001 5:48:13 AM PST by DJ88
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Wonder what his beef was?
6 posted on 11/26/2001 5:48:34 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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In the words of Troy McClure, "Don't kid yourself Johnny, if the tables were turned, those cows would kill you and everyone you know."
7 posted on 11/26/2001 5:49:20 AM PST by Restore
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OH well at least it wasn't a CHEESE factory or a MOOSE processing facility.
8 posted on 11/26/2001 5:49:37 AM PST by commish
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What is the Iowa Beef factory surrounded by?

Right, pastures.

And who would want to free the prisoner-cows inside?

Cows.

Res ipsa loquitur.

Cherchez la vache!

11 posted on 11/26/2001 5:51:55 AM PST by caddie
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The reporter is going to get an award for working three evils into one story: Guns, violence and beef.
14 posted on 11/26/2001 5:53:55 AM PST by Rebelbase
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16 posted on 11/26/2001 5:55:19 AM PST by KLT
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So, what was his beef?
18 posted on 11/26/2001 5:55:38 AM PST by Bigg Red
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Cheese in 18 States Recalled
19 posted on 11/26/2001 5:56:32 AM PST by carpio
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Must be mad cow disease.
23 posted on 11/26/2001 5:58:06 AM PST by 6ppc
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Sounds like a little domestic terrorism to me. (as in Cheatin' Heart)
24 posted on 11/26/2001 5:58:33 AM PST by Protect the Bill of Rights
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Beef Plant

A good cash crop, like the sausage tree.

25 posted on 11/26/2001 5:59:04 AM PST by dighton
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I assume this Breaking Moos took place in Tennessee?
26 posted on 11/26/2001 5:59:45 AM PST by Dog Gone
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Employees were evacuated Moooooooved from the building and herded outside into a parking lot,
30 posted on 11/26/2001 6:02:48 AM PST by concerned about politics
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Looks like the cows have decided that they're not going to take it anymore...
36 posted on 11/26/2001 6:08:42 AM PST by cactmh
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Holy cow! It's a steak out!
37 posted on 11/26/2001 6:08:50 AM PST by concerned about politics
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Do you see what eating red meat does to people? I bet that employees at tofu factories affectionately hug during shift changes. The extreme violence in this case was because it was raw red meat.
40 posted on 11/26/2001 6:11:38 AM PST by blackdog
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