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Anyone for some "Newspeak" Christmas carols???
self
| 11/24/01
| self
Posted on 11/24/2001 6:59:05 AM PST by Preech1
Ok everybody...here's the deal. Last year everyone who had any talent or sense of humor remembers the comparisons between Algore and the Grinch...right?
Well, fellow FReepers, let's see what you've got this year. It can be anything from a whole song to just a title.
Perhaps a loving rendition of "Afghans roasting on an Open Fire" or something less newsworthy but using doublespeak, like "Frosty the Thermally deficient precipitation person".
Whatever it is, lets have some fun...
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posted on
11/24/2001 6:59:05 AM PST
by
Preech1
(preech1@juno.com)
To: Preech1
btt
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posted on
11/24/2001 7:00:38 AM PST
by
Preech1
To: Preech1
btt
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posted on
11/24/2001 7:01:02 AM PST
by
Preech1
To: Preech1
There's No Place Like Herat for the Holidays
I'm Dreaming of a Live Christmas
Omar, the One-Eyed Mullah
Jangled Nerves
O Little Town of Kandahar
Not So Silent Night
(The Jets) Came Upon a Midnight Clear
O Tannen-bomb
Go Tell it Under the Mountain
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posted on
11/24/2001 7:08:31 AM PST
by
IronJack
To: Preech1
...like "Rudolph, the Nasally Challenged Reindeer..." ?
To: IronJack
Or "Asleep in a bunker, no sleep for Saddam..."
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posted on
11/24/2001 7:12:43 AM PST
by
Preech1
To: IronJack
LOL! BTTT
7
posted on
11/24/2001 7:20:32 AM PST
by
firewalk
To: Preech1
Fleck the Walls with Sows of Tali
Tra la la, la la, la la, oink oink!
Leni
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posted on
11/24/2001 7:22:46 AM PST
by
MinuteGal
To: Preech1
Don we now our gay/lesbian/transgendered apparel...
Tis the season to overcome our Seasonal Affectation Disorder, but we shouldn't be stigmatized if we are unable to do so, and we should get more funding to look into mental health issues.
Chestnuts roasting on a death trap waiting to happen, exposing our children to carcinogens.
I am dreaming of a non-colored christmas.
I saw Grandma sexually harassed by Santa Claus under the X-mas tree last night and filed a report with the human rights commission.
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posted on
11/24/2001 7:31:12 AM PST
by
dogbyte12
To: Preech1
Have Yourselves a Scary Little Christmas
B-52's We Have Heard on High
Do You Hear What I Hear? (DUCK!)
I'm Screaming of a Fright Christmas
Slay Ride
I'll Be Loam for Christmas
Leni
To: Preech1
Away In a Village Caregiving Center
To: Preech1
I've been wanting to see ...
A Clinton (Crime) Family Christmas Special ...
"How Still We See Thee Lie"
To: Preech1
Grandma Got Run Over By a Senator
To: MinuteGal
LOL!
I Saw 'Sama Kiss his Rear Goodbye...
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posted on
11/24/2001 7:40:29 AM PST
by
uvular
To: irgbar-man
Some would rather "See him lying still" if you get my drift...
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posted on
11/24/2001 7:40:51 AM PST
by
Preech1
To: Preech1
What Child Is This, Bill?
To: Preech1
Oh Holy S---
The sky above is blinding
It is the night that our cave will explode
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posted on
11/24/2001 7:48:21 AM PST
by
uvular
To: Preech1
Chestnuts roasting on a properly constructed and contained fire made with well-aged, windfall wood, gathered from widely scattered locations, in keeping with the Leave No Trace (TM) philosophy...
To: Preech1
To: IronJack
"Omar, the One-Eyed Mullah"
ROTFLMAO!!
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