[Preech1]

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[IronJack]

There's No Place Like Herat for the Holidays
I'm Dreaming of a Live Christmas
Omar, the One-Eyed Mullah
Jangled Nerves
O Little Town of Kandahar
Not So Silent Night
(The Jets) Came Upon a Midnight Clear
O Tannen-bomb
Go Tell it Under the Mountain

[Enlightiator]

...like "Rudolph, the Nasally Challenged Reindeer..." ?

[MinuteGal]

Fleck the Walls with Sows of Tali

Tra la la, la la, la la, oink oink!

Leni

[dogbyte12]

Don we now our gay/lesbian/transgendered apparel...

Tis the season to overcome our Seasonal Affectation Disorder, but we shouldn't be stigmatized if we are unable to do so, and we should get more funding to look into mental health issues.

Chestnuts roasting on a death trap waiting to happen, exposing our children to carcinogens.

I am dreaming of a non-colored christmas.

I saw Grandma sexually harassed by Santa Claus under the X-mas tree last night and filed a report with the human rights commission.

[MinuteGal]

Have Yourselves a Scary Little Christmas

B-52's We Have Heard on High

Do You Hear What I Hear? (DUCK!)

I'm Screaming of a Fright Christmas

Slay Ride

I'll Be Loam for Christmas

Leni

[redbaiter]

Away In a Village Caregiving Center

[irgbar-man]

I've been wanting to see ...

A Clinton (Crime) Family Christmas Special ...

"How Still We See Thee Lie"

[redbaiter]

Grandma Got Run Over By a Senator

[redbaiter]

What Child Is This, Bill?

[uvular]

Oh Holy S---

The sky above is blinding

It is the night that our cave will explode

[TrappedInLiberalHell]

Chestnuts roasting on a properly constructed and contained fire made with well-aged, windfall wood, gathered from widely scattered locations, in keeping with the Leave No Trace (TM) philosophy...

[Mushinronshasan]

(Not a carol, but has a good beat)

[uvular]

Over the mountains and through the caves, to Al Queda's yurt we go

I'm dreaming of some Red Poppies

Feliz Jalabad

[alcuin]

The Twelve Days of Sweeps Week

One anchor, canting . .

Two "experts," ranting . .

Three peeps, at asses . .

Or do I repeat myself?

[MinuteGal]

Here's what I want to see during the twelve days of Christmas:

A partridge in Bin Ladin's tea

Two indicted doves

Three French chickens

Four calling Thunderbirds

Five Golden Eagle wings

Six appeasers praying

Seven khans oy-vehing

Eight raids a-coming

Nine Humvees humming

Ten snipers sniping

Eleven warlords weeping

Twelve freepers freeping

And a cartridge in Bin Ladens goatee!

Leni

[MadIvan]

Hark the Herald, Rumsfield sings:
"Let's go get the big brass ring.
"Osama's deep in the ground
"But shortly he will be found."

"Joyful then our troops will rise
"With support from the skies
"Bye Osama, and fare thee well
"As our troops send you to Hell

Hark the Herald, Rumsfeld sings
"Camel jockey's dead with a badda-bing!"


Regards, Ivan

FreeBritannia.co.uk

[Fiddlstix]

Bump

[Gasshog]

BTTT

[Silly]

White Winter
by Al Gore
(sing to the tune of White Christmas)

I'm dreaming of a White Winter.
The Hotel Fairfax was aglow.
When we kids got nervous,
We called Room Service,
Or watched porters shovel snow.

I'm dreaming of a White Winter,
With every faith-based card I write.
They are inoffensive and trite,
'Cause the DNC is so uptight.

by Silly