Anyone for some "Newspeak" Christmas carols???

self | 11/24/01 | self

[Preech1]

Ok everybody...here's the deal. Last year everyone who had any talent or sense of humor remembers the comparisons between Algore and the Grinch...right?

Well, fellow FReepers, let's see what you've got this year. It can be anything from a whole song to just a title.

Perhaps a loving rendition of "Afghans roasting on an Open Fire" or something less newsworthy but using doublespeak, like "Frosty the Thermally deficient precipitation person".

Whatever it is, lets have some fun...

[Preech1]

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[Preech1]

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[IronJack]

There's No Place Like Herat for the Holidays
I'm Dreaming of a Live Christmas
Omar, the One-Eyed Mullah
Jangled Nerves
O Little Town of Kandahar
Not So Silent Night
(The Jets) Came Upon a Midnight Clear
O Tannen-bomb
Go Tell it Under the Mountain

[Enlightiator]

...like "Rudolph, the Nasally Challenged Reindeer..." ?

[Preech1]

Or "Asleep in a bunker, no sleep for Saddam..."

[firewalk]

LOL! BTTT

[MinuteGal]

Fleck the Walls with Sows of Tali

Tra la la, la la, la la, oink oink!

Leni

[dogbyte12]

Don we now our gay/lesbian/transgendered apparel...

Tis the season to overcome our Seasonal Affectation Disorder, but we shouldn't be stigmatized if we are unable to do so, and we should get more funding to look into mental health issues.

Chestnuts roasting on a death trap waiting to happen, exposing our children to carcinogens.

I am dreaming of a non-colored christmas.

I saw Grandma sexually harassed by Santa Claus under the X-mas tree last night and filed a report with the human rights commission.

[MinuteGal]

Have Yourselves a Scary Little Christmas

B-52's We Have Heard on High

Do You Hear What I Hear? (DUCK!)

I'm Screaming of a Fright Christmas

Slay Ride

I'll Be Loam for Christmas

Leni

[redbaiter]

Away In a Village Caregiving Center

[irgbar-man]

I've been wanting to see ...

A Clinton (Crime) Family Christmas Special ...

"How Still We See Thee Lie"

[redbaiter]

Grandma Got Run Over By a Senator

[uvular]

LOL!

I Saw 'Sama Kiss his Rear Goodbye...

[Preech1]

Some would rather "See him lying still" if you get my drift...

[redbaiter]

What Child Is This, Bill?

[uvular]

Oh Holy S---

The sky above is blinding

It is the night that our cave will explode

[TrappedInLiberalHell]

Chestnuts roasting on a properly constructed and contained fire made with well-aged, windfall wood, gathered from widely scattered locations, in keeping with the Leave No Trace (TM) philosophy...

[Mushinronshasan]

(Not a carol, but has a good beat)

[1 FELLOW FREEPER]

"Omar, the One-Eyed Mullah"
ROTFLMAO!!