How Should We Punish Osama?

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[Edmund]

Two suggestions. 1) Airlift him by 'copter over the Chrysler Building, then drop and impale. Elegant, appropriate, methinks. 2) Death by Ebert. Airlift (we may need two 'copters here) the gifted critic and drop HIM onto the criminal. Not from so far as a height to hurt old Rog, but enough to rattle the fool who really believed that Bush's daughter would wear blue jeans to meet the Queen. Other suggestions welcome. Please keep clean (ha ha) and creative.

[TomGuy]

Life in prision...would give his thuds the opportunity to threaten and hold hostage people, buildings... threaten nuclear distruction...a whole mass of possibilities...for his release. Better to "demise" him at the earliest possible moment.

[go star go]

kill him. his punishment will be that he gets to burn in hell instead of raping 72 virgins...

[MetalHeadConservative35]

public execution at ground zero via electric chair..and like in green mile no wet sponge so the son of a b*tch dies slowly after that we send him to iraq godfather style

Saddam:whats this?

Saddam's friend:Its American Message : you sleep with the pigs

[Druidstl]

Death is to good for him, and life in prison would cause more problems. I think giving him a sex change and sending him back to the middle east would be perfect.

[Bubba_Leroy]

In all seriousness, the worst thing that could happen would be for us to take him alive. Every terrorist in the world would try to take U.S. citizens hostage to trade for him. He needs to be killed in Afghanastan with his body recovered for identification. If he is captured, it should be our little secret. Shoot him in the head, report him killed trying to escape, and bring his body back to the U.S. for identification.

After he is dead, we can burn his carcass along with remnants from a pork slaughter house and flush the ashes down the NYC sewer system.

[steveegg]

One slight problem. The Al-Qaida members who failed to bring down the WTC got life. Shortly afterward, attempt #2 was successful.

That having been said, Osama's death and the deaths of his kind must be so brutal that the survivors lose the will to continue to fight.

[eyebeme]

I think he should be brought back to the States and given a tour of our country on the back of a flatbed truck. Every time the truck stops have the driver set up a stand and for just $1.00 you get your choice of drilling him with a tennis ball or smacking him with a whiffle-ball bat. There would have to be a team of medical personel around to keep him healthy so everyone in the country could take a whack at him and you could use the money to replace some of the hardware used to root him out.

[kinganamort]

exaaactly... the only thing that gets me is the people who say we should just imprison him.... yes that would send a message that we are civilized, not make him a martyr, and our way works... but isn't it the terrorist M.O. to hold people hostage until we release their leaders we have captive?... do we need to give them any more reason to hold our planes hostage?

Kim

[kinganamort]

someone has a good idea!

[VeritatisSplendor]

Hang him from the Verrazano-Narrows bridge.

[kinganamort]

but is we keep him hostage we are in grave danger of both him escaping and our people taken hostage so he is realeased...... or is that just in the movies?

[LibKill]

Quick answer: feed him to ravenous pigs. Feet first on world wide TV and Internet.

More thoughtful answer: I am straining my wicked imagination to come up with the ultimate execution mode. I will consult with Darth Vader, Kahless, and the AntiChrist and get back to this thread.

[LiberteeBell]

We just need to be sure and turn him loose at Ground Zero in NYC. Also, announce ahead of time when and where the release will take place. Offer a prize to the New Yorker who get's the biggest piece.

Couldn't have said it better myself!

[Delta 21]

.45 ACP up close and personal right to the back of his head. no fanfair, no pomp or circumstance. Leave him laying where he falls. Walk away with an intense feeling of peace and wellbeing in knowing that you did a good thing.

[LiberteeBell]

If Bill Clinton was his little old cellmate, that is.

ROFLMAO!!

[elbucko]

The Method used to dispatch King Edward II, in 1327 by the English Barons who were fed up with his feckless rule.

The king was taken to the tower of a castle in the countryside. Stripped, placed face down on a table, hands and legs bound to each respective corner of the table. A hot poker was prepared and the entry way was widened by the use of a metal funnel.

Edwards innerds were stirred by the hot poker until he was dead. History has it that the screams could be heard for miles through the dark country side. With the place of entry unharmed, there were no marks on the body indicating regicide. He was given a state funeral. Since that politial remedy was used by the English the monarchy behaved until the Stewarts.

Of course in Bin Laden's case an adequate supply of pig fat would be an appropriate condiment.

[MetalHeadConservative35]

wait....if we put him in prison may i suggest he's in the same cell as john gotti?? im sure the gambino mobster would LOVE to dish out alittle revenge for messing with his NY hometown