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Driving Habits of The North American Soccer Mom
11/16/01
Posted on 11/16/2001 1:24:12 PM PST by IowaHawk
What do you get when you mix Soccer Moms, SUVs and cell phones? Here's a brief photo essay illustrating the driving skills of Bill Clinton's most loyal voters.
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To: coteblanche
LOL! I've been trying to become a Sens fan... just takes a little time! BTW, my husband went to the Avs/Sens game last Thursday, he said it was a great game, the Sens won just at the last minute. I was asleep when he got home & kind of groggy, so I don't really recall the details. I hope they (the Senators) do better this year in the post-season. :)
To: Hacksaw
No Cloverleaf!!
To: corkoman
NO Thats my Wife.
Do think that we could be married to the same accident?
43
posted on
11/16/2001 4:43:27 PM PST
by
CRAW
To: corkoman
NO Thats my Wife.
Do you think that we could be married to the same accident?
44
posted on
11/16/2001 4:48:27 PM PST
by
CRAW
To: proud American in Canada
Just remember When Eugene Cernan on Apollo 17 had his fender bender on the moon. Rover. He used Duct Tape for his first repair. Red Green on the Moon ;)
Link to Red Green Show
To: coteblanche
I'll ponder on that a bit. I am a little forgetful. : )Not touching that with a...
LOL!!!!!!!!!!
Cooool graphic!
To: proud American in Canada
Boy, not another rendition of that fight song! Geeeesh!
There were three players involved in that accident:
Slava Fetisov, assist coach for the Devils and just inducted into the Hockey Hall of Fame.
Sergei Federov, still plays in Detroit.
Vladimir Konstantinov, paralyzed. He has made great strides in his comback. Was on the ice for the 97-98 cup celebration. I believe he now walks with great help and his speech is still stunted. But God love him, he is alive, well and a great fan of hockey.
If your hunger for info on Vlady is still not satiated, go a google search on his name. There are many sites and news stories.
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posted on
11/17/2001 4:37:30 AM PST
by
RedWing9
To: proud American in Canada
Boy, not another rendition of that fight song! Geeeesh!
There were three players involved in that accident:
Slava Fetisov, assist coach for the Devils and just inducted into the Hockey Hall of Fame.
Sergei Federov, still plays in Detroit.
Vladimir Konstantinov, paralyzed. He has made great strides in his comback. Was on the ice for the 97-98 cup celebration. I believe he now walks with great help and his speech is still stunted. But God love him, he is alive, well and a great fan of hockey.
If your hunger for info on Vlady is still not satiated, go a google search on his name. There are many sites and news stories.
48
posted on
11/17/2001 4:39:03 AM PST
by
RedWing9
Now, how did that happen.... ?????
49
posted on
11/17/2001 4:40:50 AM PST
by
RedWing9
To: IowaHawk
The story that using cellular phones near gas pumps can trigger explosions is an urban myth.
50
posted on
11/17/2001 4:48:13 AM PST
by
dinodino
To: RedWing9
Good morning, thanks for the news on those players. That was a horrible accident.
To: coteblanche; ZDaphne; rintense; ohioWfan; mombonn; ejo; Fiddlstix; lawgirl; Teacup; Miss Marple...
Hi, everyone. I'm pinging everyone I can think of because I really think this is one of the funniest threads I've ever seen, especially the picture in post #25.
last night I forced my husband to look at that picture (he's not a fan of virtual communities), and, while we were not rolling on the floor, and our behinds are still attached (debatable whether or not that's a good thing), we really were laughing out loud. :-)
Also, I'd be interested if anyone else has a "flooring-it-in-reverse-gone-awry" story like mine in #12 or that depicted in the title photo essay!
To: jackbill; Physicist; ChemistCat
ping, please see #52! :)
Comment #54 Removed by Moderator
To: IowaHawk
OMG, lol...I'm popping my stiches (literally, I just got out of surgery...). I should not have opened this thread.
To: IowaHawk
These are the kind of "Moms" who gave us Clinton. These are the kind of "Moms" who insist that guns be banned. These are the kind of "Moms" who have no business driving...
Sorry for the rant. I absolutely detest the whole idea of "soccor moms". They personify clueless arrogant ignorance. (/rant)
To: IowaHawk
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posted on
11/17/2001 5:53:01 AM PST
by
Orual
To: innocentbystander
Re #54: Good morning! More excellent haiku! :)
No, I wasn't hurt--the only injury done was to the wallet, as a result of a big, fat deductible. :(
To: Alamo-Girl; WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
Alamo-Girl, for a humor break. :)
To: Constitutional Patriot
"...These are the kind of "Moms" who have no business driving..."
The only way they can chauffeur their children in relative safety is in a tank. No wonder they insist on driving them.
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