I want to build my own MAN what's the best???? (vanity)

ME | November 15, 2001 | Me

[Neets]

I want to build my own MAN. What's the best....and where are the best sites or places to get things???? I want the best of everything in HIM.....

[SunnyUsa]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

let me think about this one! I'll get back to you!

[Neets]

LOL..good list...I'll take in under consideration!!!!!!

[Focault's Pendulum]

R U Logged ??? On I mean.

When I posted that...It was Logged On???......I was afraid if I had posted Logged In???....it would have taken on an entirely different character....sort of like this thread!!

[Neets]

Gin N 7 with a twist of Lemon, at the door by seven.

[Cool Guy]

Rika, remember our conversation? ;-)

Hi OneidaM, I saw a similar thread on computers. I took some posts from tehre, did "search and replaced" for word "Computer" with "man", yeah and I did some more changes.

1. Most people clone a MAN, when they say, they are building a new MAN. If you want your own MAN, it is not going to be easy to build from scratch.

2. Before you start, put down why you need this man and what you want him to do. Makes it easier to shop.

3. Only time you need to build your own man is, if you want someone very different from the ones on the shelf, when you have some special program for him man to do that any normal man will not do or you want to know everything about this MAN and you have a lot of money and time to kill.

3. It always costs less to go with the off the shelf men, than to try to build your own. If you have any problems after you get this off the shelf man, you will have good support to get over this problem.

4. Some people will claim that MAC, I mean GAY, men are perfect. But they are a very small minority and they are groupies. They look glittery, do a lot of fancy stuff useless stuff, will go shopping with you, share your nail polish, etc, but will not be useful for basic functions that you need a MAN for. To top it all they are expensive.

5. If you find a good MAN you like, go ahead and get him. There are always new models, better ones around the corner. If you keeping waiting for THE BEST, you will end up waiting for ever.

I am sure there are more posts in that thread that may answer your question. Good luck on your search ;-)

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Here goes: find a man who knows how to laugh with you, but not at you

Find a man who can act child like, but not childish

Find a man who accepts others as they are, but is smart enough to realize that we all change

Find a man who is smart enough to not only respect you, but to respect himself

Find a man who you truly love and never fail to tell him so....

Or, you could just go to Texas....these guys are EVERYWHERE down there...lol....

[Silly]

Sounds great -- what are YOU having?

[Bitwhacker]

We have no idea what mauve is.

So that's why I have an aneurysm when confonted with Sea Foam!!

[proud American in Canada]

Yes, it resonates on several levels, from visceral to subliminal all the way to obscene...

Yes, it does, and I forgot to say, in my original post, that I liked your poem a lot. ;) Scrap the dinner....

[ohioWfan]

I'll second that.

[Neets]

Sounds great -- what are YOU having?

And they wonder WHY I started this thread!!!!!!!!!!

[uglybiker]

I never doubted YOU toots !!!!! ;-)

Well, whaddaya waitin' for?!

[Neets]

YOU are such a catch!!!!!!!!!! SIGHHHHHHHHH So young and so far!!!!!

[proud American in Canada]

You were right. You knew I was a Taurus from the incredible amount of bullshit, right? :-)

Well, your name indicates a certain amount of self-assurance, and from what I know of the Taurus sign, which is considerable, there's NO changing their minds.... :) LOL!

[Texaggie79]

Yup. I guess I can view my displacement from Texas as a favor to the rest of the nation, in order to spread the Texas gene. :-)

[proud American in Canada]

A small addendum.. except without a lot of ... not pleading--that NEVER works-- but really, well, convincing that that's what they really wanted anyway.... ;)

[Bitwhacker]

Scrap the dinner....

See? Now I know for a FACT that that does NOT happen in real life. Therefore this thread is either Candid Camera or Twilight Zone...

[Neets]

Well, whaddaya waitin' for?!

UPS to ship the parts from AZ to NY.

[mamaduck]

I'll clone mine for you!

:-D

[classygreeneyedblonde]

My sister dated him...

John Corbett